twooth

A 140 character eye witness statement, social commentary, or color commentary taken from twitter (alternatively from blog, email, message board posts) and incorporated into mainstream cable news television as supporting facts in a story

That fox news report was made entirely from twooths

by onthrxs August 5, 2009

twoot

another word for twit, idiot, or moron

you stupid twoot!!!!!!

by The twoot masta! September 25, 2006

twoot

flatus expelled through the vagina; derived from the conjugation of the english words toot and twat

After plowing intensely for a good while I began to feel the urge to ejaculate, I quickly pulled out of the girl causing her to twoot.

by Twoot Sniffer February 18, 2010

Twootballer

An AFL football that uses Twitter

Yo dawg, that Harry O'Brien is a mad twootballer.

by SportSpiel April 27, 2010

Twootitude

Two people in a fortress of solitude.

Cindy and I were in twootitude and banged

by Twootles June 1, 2011

twootle

a smol twoot, beeper, booper

look at that tiny tweeter twootle

by birbqueen September 18, 2018

Twoot

A twoot is a wet “toot” that smells nasty...

My dog twoots in his sleep and it is digusting.

by Dawnridge February 9, 2019