Twos

When a cigarette is shared and smoked equally by two persons.
Bob: "gimme a cigarette mate"
Fred: "this is my last one, but I'll twos you up on it"
by NufNufNicky February 06, 2014
Get the Twos mug.

Two

n. The lonliest number since the number one.
by Connor October 25, 2004
Get the Two mug.

The Two's

An infamous short strip of dorms located on the second floor of the Wagner Building at Stony Brook University. The residents there make up a tight-knit community, well-known for their hatred of outsiders and love of Skoal, domestic beer, and Chaka Khan.
GC: Where you at?
D-Rock: The Two's.
by Spanish Kid March 10, 2009
Get the The Two's mug.

twos

Twos is a special word. While it can be used in relation to cigarettes, it makes more sense to apply it to joints.
It makes sense as a noun -
Adjective -
imperative -
verb
Basically the person who rolls it starts it - the person who has called 'twos' then gets it afterwards.

There is no threes or fours. It just flows from there.
got any twos? (weed, dope etc)
I'm twosed (baked)
TWOS! - order someone to roll a joint.
Im twosing (smoking a joint)
by Officer TasTwos September 28, 2006
Get the twos mug.

two's

"Do you want a cigarette?"
"Nah, i'll just two's you instead"
by little sister of eluria July 01, 2006
Get the two's mug.

twos

when someone smokes a fag, you say twos to get half
set me twos on that fag mcsporran!
by matt forster April 25, 2006
Get the twos mug.

[TWOS]

A secret society whom a group of people belong to who worship trolleys and Scientology. No you may not join this group, and no you may not destroy this group. They will remain unknown to the public eye whilst continuing their kr3w and you will like it.
This kr3w consists of the most br00tal beings around. They ride around in trolleys & pray to celebrities. Group hugs are also known to be frequent with this fine specimen of people. The 'pimp hat' is also rumoured to be a religious article in this kr3w. TWOS are also often reffered to 'station rats' or 'scum' and are known to rid boronia & the basin of what they deem to be "the non believers".
TWOS are too poor to buy any form of alcohol. This is why they buy V. There are people who have allegedly seen these people victimise cans of V on public & private property. If you see this kind of behaviour, from people who you believe could be TWOS, please contact your local police, as they are wanted for defamation of property and abuse of V cans.
These people are said to spend their time on urban dictionary, looking up hxc words, that only they are radical enough to use. This is why it is so easy for them to verbally rape you all.
TWOS are supreme!
CHODE, FTW!


Dayumm, them TWOS mother fuckers sure are a trippy group, aren't they?

I wish I could be in that kr3w, I mean, they are supreme and so freakin' HXC.
by [TWOS] August 10, 2008
Get the [TWOS] mug.