Twitterpated

To be absolutely in love with one another. Over the stars and skies, world series kinda thing ( universe ) Butterflies and non stop smiling. JLS BDK

Babe, i was twitterpated the minute I met you

by BDK JLS December 30, 2010

Twiterpatted

In the movie, Bambi, the young Fawn is refered to as, "Twiterpatted", when the others find out that she likes another Fawn. This word is used to define men who can't get enough of being around their girls. In other words, he's WHIPPED.

Boy 1-"Hey, you comin to the court to hoop wit us, man?"
Boy 2-"Naw, Im chillin at me girl's place today."
Boy 1-"AGAIN? Damn, yo ass Twiterpatted!"

by Yung_Knowledge February 12, 2004

Twitterbate

(v) To tweet one's self. To send one's self tweets on Twitter.

(n) Twitterbation

@SoccerMom1979 Twitterbated by sending the following tweet to herself: "@SoccerMom1979 Don't forget to pick up the kids!"

by BethCagnol June 29, 2011

twitterpated

a woman so horny she is wet to below her knees

Every time the dark haired attendant smiled at her she was instantly twitterpated.
She couldn't drink tequila because she knew it would make her horny, and if she had 2 she would become twitterpated.

by cold clear light April 4, 2015

Twitterette's Syndrome

Variant of Tourette's Syndrome which manifests itself solely through compulsive, repetitive, ignorant and inflammatory Tweets.

I'm sure we can avoid catastrophic trade wars if we just explain to the rest of the world that {POTUS} has Twitterette's Syndrome.

by Mr. Surly January 30, 2017

Twitterbate

To climax from masturbation in 140 strokes or less.

I knew my roommate was going to return in a few minutes so I only had time for a Twitterbate.

by bateworld December 5, 2011

Twitterbate

To repeatedly use Twitter with no friends or followers.

It's so sad, that Jimmy twitterbates every day.

by sneakergeek October 16, 2009