Twinklers

Meth addicted people who creep through neighborhoods and steal lawn ornaments, garden toos, driveway lights and patio furniture

The twinklers must of stole our rake last night.

Fucking twinklers
Bring that inside or the twimlers will get it.

by Justice36Libra175 October 28, 2020

twinker

A guy who is an expert in buttfucking.

That gay ass twinker buttfucked my friend's friend!

by Joseph April 15, 2004

Twinkmare

A nightmare about twinks, in which the dreamer doesn't wish to be dreaming about twinks. However in his/her deepest most inner desires lusts the twink, wants the twink, needs the twink. Most likely candidate is someone who is in denial about their sexuality.

Julian: "I had the most terrible dream last night, there were twinks everywhere, they were after me... I couldn't get away from them... I was scared but at the same time it was thrilling. What a twinkmare!"

by TheUndertaker69 March 6, 2011

Twinkler

When you have a hair on your butt that has grown so long that it dips in the water when you sit on the toilet.

I sat on the toilet and my butt got all wet from the twinklers.

by David "Conway Shitty" Carroll April 5, 2017

nipple twinker

a person who twinkes a womans nipples

dude i would love to be jennifer lopez's nipple twinker

by kyle September 26, 2004

twinker

A not-so-delectable mixture of twinkies and chowder, sometimes mistaken as chowdie

My girlfriend is supa pissed 'cause I packed twinkers for our picnic. Why doesn't anyone else like them??

by Julius Awesome May 9, 2011

Twinklefart

The act of a homosexual being releasing toxic emissions from his rectum.

Yeah i think that couple of dudes holding hands just twinklefarted...

by the breadman October 30, 2010