twinkbear

A term used to describe a homosexual man, usually a bottom, who displays feminine behavior and submissive flirtation tactics yet possesses bear-like body traits such as excessive chest hair.

That fag isn't getting a nice strong top until he learns to shave. What a twinkbear!

by Cuntspiracy February 10, 2010

Hairy twinkler

The big ugly Hairy guy at the bar that gives a girl a sly unwanted smile.

Suzzie spotted the hairy twinkler as soon as they entered the club.

by Philclowns February 13, 2008

TwinkieCruz

Term for an obese teenager who plays xbox and eats all day

"Look at that fat kid playing xbox over there!"

"Yeah, he's such a TwinkieCruz

by TittiesMgee January 13, 2010

Twinkularis

Sunlight that filters through the leaves of trees

She and I spent the afternoon looking at the twinkularis. I went blind, but I feel it was worth it.

by Melody Howler July 5, 2017

twinklebear

A twinklebear is a hybrid of a Twink and a bear.the twinklebear is most known for taken it on all fours.the best twinklebear in the world is Seth of Tennessee

Look at the twinklebear, he could take a 9 incher!

by dilpat April 13, 2012

Twinkerbell

"Twink" is commonly used to describe young gay airheads, equivelent of a blonde bimbo. "Twinkerbell" goes on to further label an evolution of the stereotype that minces around in fairy outfits at the slightest excuse claiming it to only be "a good laff". Often these types are in denial about their true sexuality.

Chris always goes to fancy dress parties in a little pink fairy dress saying it's a "good laff and you have to do something different don't you? What do you mean 'indicative of a paternal freudian fixation'? Are you saying my bum looks big in this?"

by Billy Scroggins September 10, 2005

dookie twinkler

A phenomenon of sparkling poop caused by the gold flakes in the alocoholic beverage known as Goldschlager.

Oh man, I just drank 10 shots of Goldschlager. I just went to the bathroom and that drink is a true dookie twinkler.

by dookie twinkler June 25, 2008