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Twitching

Simping and defending a very popular e-girl that has a reputation for doing horrible shit online. Basically white knighting women that should burn in hell.
I can't believe Twitch is still twitching for Alinity, dude.
by A random nobody :) August 3, 2020
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twerking syndrome

Twerking Syndrome is when you have a consistent occurrence of twerk attacks.
Damali is suffers from Twerking Syndrome. She was twerking in gym, in her room, in the bathroom.
by Twerklife September 20, 2013
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Twerking

Twerking is something that Miley Cyrus should never ever do.
Person 1-Did you see the video of Miley twerking?
Person 2- Unfortunately, yes.
by Mileys-Small-Ass September 1, 2013
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Teaching a pig to sing

A quote from Robert Heinlein: Never try to teach a pig to sing; it wastes your time and it annoys the pig.

Usually applied to someone that has a character flaw or annoying habit they will never change because they simply aren't able to.
A person with bad hygiene - you tell them they stink but they don't really care.
"Getting you to clean your room is like teaching a pig to sing; it's a waste of my time and all it does is annoy you."
by BigRed60 August 1, 2009
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Teaching his goldfish how to whistle

Another nice way to say masturbation without being so obvious.
"Where's (insert any name here) at?"

"He's in the backyard teaching his goldfish how to whistle."
by Alert The Press! May 14, 2006
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Twerking

When someone bends over - arches their butt - and wiggles it - usually done to trap, techno, or rap music. This dance has exploded in popularity partially because of celebrities, it is now a global phenomenon.
John: "Dude do you like watch twerking videos on youtube and stuff?"
Keith: No John, I act like a civil human being and use newtwerk.net instead!"
by generalweed420 June 29, 2016
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Twitching the curtain

Gary, You and the lads will have to make your own tea tonight, I've got an hour before Coronation Street and I'm gonna spend it twitching the curtain.
by Pezzatron February 24, 2011
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