tweetheart

1. A person who is much loved in Twitter
2. A sweetie or any well-liked individual in Twitter

She is the tweetheart of my life.

by timlight January 30, 2010

tweetho

That girl at work who sits on twitter all day not working while you slave away for the man.

I can't believe Krystal twittered that I spilled ketchup on my pants at lunch? What a tweetho!

by cantalop March 4, 2009

Twelfth Night

The worst play written by Bill Shakespeare. Rushed and generally boring from start to finish - anyone having to perform this drivel will surely kill themselves.

Lecturer: We'll be performing Twelfth Night in three weeks time...
*Students make a little effort to read it (because none have even looked at this demi-play before), but only get to the end of act one because it's so dull and unfunny*
Student 1: Group suicide?
All students: Sure.

*Death*

by TCC - 2011 February 22, 2011

Twerthy

A statement worthy of tweeting
Tweet-Worthy

Wow, Charlie, that's big news! It's Twerthy.

by Gary Kitesurf June 28, 2013

Twelch

Verb - To follow random people on Twitter with the hopes of them following you back. Once the victim's follow is obtained, they are systematically unfollowed.

The practice of praying on people's follow back tendencies on Twitter to acquire a new follower and keep the amount of people you are following at a lower number in some feeble attempt to seem cooler than you are or have more Twitter juice than you do. It's a dick move, short and simple.

I knew cjarabia was going to twelch the second I followed her.

cjarabia is a dirty rotten twelcher!

by Newbomb Jerk May 12, 2014

twelt

a mix of a twat and melt

jerry: he is such a twelt
jim:i agree

by raraxo April 8, 2021

Twelfth

12 July.
A time when prods get very bitter, dertoy ther neighbourhood and send their children out to cause roits.
Hmmm, very clever! NOT!

by davis longfellow June 6, 2003