twatsticks

a word used in anguish usually when in pain

oh twatsticks wheres my F**king arm

by Rob Debank January 17, 2009

toasticles

The pun on testicles for a person who's nickname has something to do with bread mainly "toast" or "toaster"

You hit toaster in his toasticles

by bunster July 13, 2009

twatsickle

A man's penis; A prostidude's means of satisfying a woman.

Look at the size of that twatsickle!
He ran around exposing his twatsickle.
I am a girl, therefore, I have no twatsickle.

by Krunk_Punk October 9, 2008

twisticle

noun- occurance when waking up and the male testicles are twisted around one another, cutting off the flow of semen

Holy shit. My balls are in a twisticle!

by glg mcgee January 30, 2008

twatsickle

when a girl is so pathetically broke that she has to use an old dirty tampoon as means of vaginal penetration. To make it even worse she must freeze the tampoon to make the experience more stimulating.

an old hooker uses her twatsickle too get off because she get make money on the streets.

by connor savage April 11, 2008

Twatsicle

1) A twat that hasn't been used in atleast 38 years and is so cold from not being in use that has actually frozen over.
2) A Eskimo's vagina

1) "My vagina hasnt been touched in so long its a twatsicle"
2) "Man i wanna get me some of that twatsicle!"

by metal_thrashing_mad November 19, 2011

Titsticles

breasts that look like testicles. Typically oblong in nature.

Quin: Look at the Tits on her!

Wayne: Those are actually Titsticles.
Bethany: My breasts don't look like testicles. If we compare any round object to a testicle, that would imply any round object would be similar to testicles.
Wayne: Huh. I never considered that.
Quin: Yeah, I should reconsider my hetero-normative point of view.

by GrassInsideMeAss February 22, 2018