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twatticism 

A remark by a twat.
That sounded a bit like a twatticism.
twatticism by hwojciechowski June 19, 2011

Twatsticker 

A heinous person, generally female, who annoys everyone to the point that they want to call him/her names. This name suffices in underlining the said persons annoying nature.
That girl is getting on my last nerve. She's such a twatsticker.
Twatsticker by cyanideproject December 3, 2011

twatstika 

A rare sexual position, where four girls perform the act of scissoring. Essentially,a four way scissor act.
Oh boy, yesterday I walked in on these four girls doing the twatstika. Ended up with a boner all day.
twatstika by jackasaurus June 9, 2014

Twatticus 

A person, being or creature, known to act like an item of the female genitalia, living in a year prior to the 18th century.
"Oh, dear. It appears that Mary has burned many more Catholics. What shalt we do, Arthur?"
"I suggest we throw that Fucking twatticus into a lake, see how she likes it"
Twatticus by King Horace IV May 27, 2013

Twatsticka 

A German Tampon......comes from the German word "Swastika".
Misses Paushoffer purchased a package of twatstickas for her coming menstrual cycle.
Twatsticka by Maxwell September 27, 2003

Twatticus 

A twat from the City of Rome
"Yes, I know Aldo, we met in Milan. A right Twatticus".
Twatticus by Juan Yerarsekicked December 30, 2010
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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