Green Whipper

An older individual who whips others with their booty squirt. feces

I was paid a cool 100 bones by this older gentleman to allow him to smack my backside with his turd. He was a sick Green Whipper for sure.

by GrassInsideMeAss February 23, 2018

Michelob Ultra

A genuinely nice change of pace for those of us watching our waist lines (Who ain't been there before). A excellent beer for smashing and impressing your friends and family! ;)

Hot person: You have beer?
Bartender: Why yes, sweetheart. What will it be?
Hot person: A very slim, Low carb, sexy, Michelob Ultra
Bartender: Take me now

by GrassInsideMeAss February 23, 2018

Titsticles

breasts that look like testicles. Typically oblong in nature.

Quin: Look at the Tits on her!

Wayne: Those are actually Titsticles.
Bethany: My breasts don't look like testicles. If we compare any round object to a testicle, that would imply any round object would be similar to testicles.
Wayne: Huh. I never considered that.
Quin: Yeah, I should reconsider my hetero-normative point of view.

by GrassInsideMeAss February 23, 2018

Laughlin Ale

Something exclusively found in Okmulgee, Oklahome. A typical beer taste but weighs in at 32% alcohol. Made only by Clinton Laughlin. Marketed to young teens and elderly folk. Sure to get you into bed with whoever you would like.

Swammy: I really wanna fuck this chick tonight.

Clint: Just have her drink some Laughlin Ale. That will get the action started.

by GrassInsideMeAss February 23, 2018

Bud Ice

The closer before sex. Give your girl a ice cold bud ice and watch the panties drop. Absolute girthiest, tastiest shit you'll ever drink IN YO LYFE.

Nick: Hey I fucked Angela last night.

Clint: How the fuck did that happen?
Nick : I gave that bitch a Bud Ice and the panties literally fell off.

by GrassInsideMeAss February 23, 2018