One whose sexual orientation consists of primarily being attracted to those with mental or social deficiences retards.
*in Bubble Boy*
Chick 1: Well, I'm in love with a boy who has no immunities who has to live in a plastic bubble.
Chick 2: I'm tardsexual. I played spin the bottle with the sped kids.
See also the movie Pumpkin with Christina Ricci or The Other Sister.
Chick 1: Well, I'm in love with a boy who has no immunities who has to live in a plastic bubble.
Chick 2: I'm tardsexual. I played spin the bottle with the sped kids.
See also the movie Pumpkin with Christina Ricci or The Other Sister.
by Wetherbizzle July 5, 2008
Get the tardsexual mug.Stupid things that shouldn't exist and are obviously inbred. All they do is cost a shit ton of money and time and energy that is wasted. They should be locked in a building that has no budget and stay there forever.
Tards are fucking annoying bitcha ss
by Fig boy June 10, 2018
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Players, coaching staff, and fans of Melbourne Victory Football Club, based in Melbourne, Australia. They compete in the Australian A-League Football (Soccer) Championship.
The term has its origins in the club's player recruitment policy, which were widely seen as "retarded" by fans of rival cubs, and as the Melbourne team has no official mascot, the term "tard" became widely used by football fans Australia-wide.
The term stuck when the Melbourne football club's management appeared to be happy with poor on-field results.
The term has its origins in the club's player recruitment policy, which were widely seen as "retarded" by fans of rival cubs, and as the Melbourne team has no official mascot, the term "tard" became widely used by football fans Australia-wide.
The term stuck when the Melbourne football club's management appeared to be happy with poor on-field results.
Guy 1: What was the football score?
Guy 2: We beat Melbourne 4-0.
Guy 1: Ha! We whooped them tards good!
Guy 2: We beat Melbourne 4-0.
Guy 1: Ha! We whooped them tards good!
by Merrick July 16, 2008
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by keifermail September 22, 2009
Get the Tards mug.Phrase used to inspire someone to get their shit together, and stop acting like such a pussy. Commonly used when laziness or an extreme hangover is preventing one from going out for a night on the town.
Diazz wouldn't get his high ass off the couch to go to the club, so I told him "Pull yourself towards yourself!" After that he popped right up.
by Skone82 March 7, 2009
Get the Pull Yourself Towards Yourself mug.1. to play a song on repeat to a point where it takes a good/new song and makes it unbearable to listen to
2. to put a three song playlist on repeat for more then an hour
2. to put a three song playlist on repeat for more then an hour
Twardo (verb)
1. Man, all the way turnt up was a good song until you had to go and twardo it.
2. Bro, we just heard California Girls 14 times, turn you twardoed playlist off.
1. Man, all the way turnt up was a good song until you had to go and twardo it.
2. Bro, we just heard California Girls 14 times, turn you twardoed playlist off.
by that bro guy September 30, 2010
Get the twardo mug.Someone known to consume copious amounts of drugs, specifically marijuana. They are hilarious, kind, friendly and will always have some sort of drug in/ on them. Most people know at least one Twardowski.
Dude did you see that Twardowski tripping balls in the park?
Yea man, that guy's messed up there everyday.
Yea man, that guy's messed up there everyday.
by Burger Queen May 24, 2010
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