turtleneck

Your dick when it's covered by the foreskin.

My turtle head came out when I got horny.

by Cappy1 June 9, 2004

Sacramento Turtleneck

The act of using honey as lubricant on the asshole of a woman with great deal of rectal hair and then having anal sex with her.

I found out I was allergic to honey when I got a rash on my dick after my girlfriend gave me a Sacramento Turtleneck.

by CaptainAwesome777 March 25, 2009

turtlenecked

It means to be killed by being hanged. The term was coined in the Alpharad plus video “Sayori’s Turtleneck” when eelfiee entered Sayori’s room and Ellie said “She got turtlenecked!”

Person1: Where’s Bob?
Person2: He got turtlenecked
Person1: oh ok

by Browniehead666 June 2, 2020

Cream turtleneck

A sexual act where a man ejaculates on his hands and then proceeds to choke his partner until they are unconscious.

"Did you hear about Greg?"
"Yeah, he was found unconscious in an alley with semen covering his neck. Victim of a cream turtleneck."

by Clust March 10, 2016

turtletext

to reply at a text at a speed slower than slow.

yo, rach, quit turtletexting me.

by Fuck_cops92 December 31, 2009

turtlesnaking

1) verb (colon) the inability to fully expel feces from a rectum due to hydrophobia or other natural/unnatural causes. This differs from constipation as said defication has partially left the anus prior to returning to it's shell

Sorry that I missed church: The chalupa I ate last night, in combination with the multitude of India pale ales already churning in my stomach, unfortunately left me turtlesnaking on the toilet for far too long to make it.

by Doubleoh8.5 September 12, 2016

turtleneck skank

a skank who actually dresses amishly/conservatively but is really annoying

"Have you met that new suck-up amish-like girl?"
"Oh yeah, she is SUCH a turtleneck skank!"

by Chloey April 4, 2008