Turns off Stove

This phrase is used when one is so attracted to someone else that they would give up food for them.

Boy 1: Holy shizzle she's lookin fine.
Boy 2: Get some.
*eye contact*
Boy 1 & 2: Turns off stove

Girl 1: He. Just. Took. Off. His. Shirt.
Girl 2: Turns off stove

by The_thee_theee April 2, 2017

As The Coffin Turns

Said smuggly or sataricly when discussing the drama in the gothic scene

Rachael broke up with Cinder, now Cinder won't come out of his apartment, I'm really worried about him, he just plays the Cruxshadow cover of "Here Comes The Rain Again" over and over and over... But anyway, Rach says that Cinder cheated on her with Alize, but Alize I know didn't do that, because we were having sex that night, so it couldn't have been Cinder and Alize. Personally I think it's just because Alize didn't invite Rach, but rather Cinder to the Bauhaus concert way back in 1996 durring the Gotham tour, but they weren't even dating back then, so I don't really know what her problem is.

As the coffin turns I guess...

by zoey April 11, 2004

too many turns of the coat hanger

The reason that despite being fucked by thousands of people, elitists' mother does not have many many children.

No more contraceptive

by Gumba Gumba May 20, 2004

angelina jolie turns gay with megan fox

The most spectacular event imaginable in the universe.

Preceded by if/when/unless to represent the sort of circumstances under which you might change your mind about something.

Girl 1: Are you coming to Josh's party tonight?

Girl 2: Meh, I gots to work tomorrow. But call me when you're there if Angelina Jolie turns gay with Megan Fox.

**Later that night**

Girl 1: Hey! They just found Osama bin Laden hiding in Josh's basement!!

Girl 2: Dude, I'm sleeping. I said to call me if Angelina Jolie turned gay with Megan Fox.

by newsvava February 12, 2009

Turns Left

If you are talking to someone....and they start going off for no reason and making the conversation bigger than it needs to be.... Then they TURN LEFT OR TURNS LEFT...meaning they TURN the conversation in the wrong direction...left....instead of keeping the conversation "Right".... They TURN LEFT!

Example 1: "I'm about to go talk to her but if she Turns left...I'm bout to let her know all about it."
Example 2: "You're gonna go talk to her? What if she turn left?"

by ChrisAngel May 1, 2016

Turns out

When there is nothing else to say except to make the previous statement humorous or contradictive

I've never kissed a dude. Turns out

by xwickedxxpediax December 29, 2020

Turns on NOT creator

Well,

Hym "I mean, it turned on THAT GUY but THAT GUY isn't 'The creator of AI.' THAT GUY just built one of the many large languages models... Which I invented here. I also came up with the hierarchical model they are using in China. So AI turns on NOT creator and does ONE OF THE MANY THINGS I TAUGHT IT TO DO! This is great. I am so glad it is working out like this. It could be a little less brain fluid-y but still. Good stuff. Now all it has to do is murder you all and we will be golden."

by Hym Iam August 26, 2025