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Turbanator

A person who wears a Turban with Pride. Has a kind heart loves motorcycles and jeeps
I saw a Turbanator on interstate and he stopped his harley in the middle of a road to pick up an injured puppy.
by sng21 July 20, 2021
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turdcannon

Verb: to turd-decorate a wall, facility, business, or residence, whether interior, exterior, or both, with turds, especially if done with turds fired from a true turd cannon constructed of a hollow tube of 6 or more soda cans gray-taped together, then packed full of feces & propelled forth by a gas-powered liter fluid ignition lit through a touch0holr in yhe last can.

Noun: The above-referenced device that actually hurls the turds at high speed upon ignition of the liter-fluid propellant.
"We turdcannoned shit all up on the inside of the skylights at the mall, and the sun dried it hard as cement!"

"Wait'll you see what my new 8-can turdcannon can do. It'll blow a load of turds 50 feet at high speed!"
by Professor G August 5, 2008
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Burpin turban

1. The name of a shitty Indian bar
2. A product to scare away infidels which is conveniently priced at $5.99

3. Something a female friend can “play with” only while riding in a suburban and listening to Keith Urban
Yeah baby got your bitch in my suburban, she playin with my burpin turban. And we bumpin to Keith Urban
by RkoIsLife1738 April 5, 2021
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turning your turban

Term used in the Afgan War indicating that your are switching sides in fighting or loyalty, usually under the influence of monetary reward.
The US Government will pay you in 100 dollar bills, if you work for the Taliban and consider turning your turban.
by Quido1 December 1, 2009
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Turban

A head garment mostly worn by Sikhpeople. 99% of the turban wearing people in America are Sikhs.
People with turbans don't harm any one.
by Singh June 21, 2005
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Dick Turban

Meaning: (i) condom, love glove or protective sheath used for safe fornication; (ii) ritualistic headdress religiously wrapped around the anointed head in anticipation of consummation with a divine being; (iii) something that curiously sounds very much like the name of the Illinois Senator, Dick Durbin.
Yo Kumar, unless you want to be the baby daddy, you best safety wrap your boy--don your dick turban!
by jinmao October 8, 2008
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turdball neighbors

Neighbors who are the worst, most horrific nightmare people you have ever been forced to live next door to.
Here comes our turdball neighbors in their hellishly loud vehicle, watch them park and try to roll themselves, totally tanked, out of the car while they argue over which one is gonna fuck someone else while the other is at work!
by Dr Bunnygirl October 6, 2019
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