tuning the tuba

playing with balls while giving head....

i wish my wife would tune my tuba more often....Tuning the tuba...

by Bigbadbootydaddy6909 May 14, 2009

drop & tuning

the most metal tuning on any guitar. It involves removing the wooden part of the guitar completely by taking off the strings and burning the rest of the guitar. you then wave the strings in the air and the resulting noise is too metal to be heard

even dethklok hasn't mastered drop & tuning

by hfudncxjbfjdsahnjivsdh October 6, 2008

Admin Tuning

A Houston tuner for mainly VQ engines that is most likely the best of the best and doesn’t recommend Short Ram Intakes as a mod. Also, VQ’s tuned by Saul Nismo Knights wish they could be tuned by Admin and usually talk a lot of trash because they aren’t tuned by Admin.

Admin Tuning is better than Saul Nismo Knights. Don’t @ me

by V36FTW December 7, 2018

Tuning

When u fake chirps someone because ur slightly bored

I was tuning him it didn’t mean anything

by B01S November 9, 2017

Tuning the Piano

Having sex within arms reach of a piano

Oh, sorry we were tuning the piano

by dot the eyes March 17, 2011

Fuck-tuning

Any guitar tuning where all six strings are involved. Could have several sharps, flats, etc. and could involve raising or dropping several steps or half steps. Fuck tuning a guitar can take from one to fifteen minutes.

Drummer: Hey, want to cover some Bullet For My Valentine?
Guitarist: Fuck that man, they only play in Drop C, I don't want to be fuck-tuning my guitar.

by TimmyTabby February 14, 2009

Tuning In Mars

The act of twisted a woman's nipples as if you were trying to get a signal on an old radio.

I was tuning in Mars when her husband walked in on us.

by Wordsmithhhh August 26, 2021