Teffting

An act of recreational fun where a person takes off their pants and underwear, does a handstand on a near-by wall and shits explosive diarrhea into the air, causing it to rain down one's body like a chocolate dessert fountain.

"Wow. That party last night was insane. Did you hear Travis got caught teffting in the bathroom?"

"What? Seriously?"

"Yep. Shit all over himself. It was amazing."

by NotSamButPaulInstead October 15, 2016

tifftang

After hooking up with someone, you pretend you are still interested in them only to get them to admit they like you so that you can crush their hearts.

Don't mess with her, that chick will tifftang you.

Yo, she totally just tifftang'd stoop kid.

by kLaw chyeah October 5, 2009

Tuftability

The ability of talking and/or writing nonsense (especially during verbal or written exams), conveying absurd ideas, presenting extravagant foolishness or frivolity as a real cool idea or academically proven. Accordingly a tuft is a statement made without regard for its truth, accuracy, or veracity. Tuft is distinguished from a lie because a lie is a knowing falsehood, while tuft simply does not care whether it is true or false. Nonsense. Shit that isn't real, is unproven, or is made-up.

During the upcoming exam of European Foreign Policy I'm going to use my tuftability more than ever.

by sam.equivocus June 29, 2014

puff tuff

the act of smoking copious amounts of marijuana.

Hey, Mary, lets go back to my place, wedge a few bowls and puff tuff.

That stoner with the bong has been at it the whole party. He can puff tuff

by georgeoio July 10, 2009

That's Tuff

Pronounced as "That's Tough." This term is used when something bad or good happens. Usually used as a bad term.

Person #1: Shut the fuck up.
Person #2: Who the fuck are you talkin' to with your dumb-dumb, crusty bread, oragantan lookin' self.

Person #3: That's tuff

by idc_lol October 7, 2018

frothy tuffet

The bubbly diarrhea floating on top of the water in the toilet after a massive releasing of excrement

After eating the lobster feast, Linus found himself up all night with a severe case of the frothy tuffets.

by Reboba November 3, 2006

tffti

1)To fuck for the invite

2) A girl that hooks up with guys just to get invited to a party

Ian always throws a big New Years party with an exclusive guest list, so I think Catherine is going tffti. Maybe she will get us in.

by titte sucker 69420 April 22, 2018