toweller

(Noun) - one who towels

"Who's the guy who comes to towel us off?"

"Oh, he's the toweller."

by Here's Johnny!!! June 16, 2011

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Trowel

A man whore who goes around telling girls how beautiful and amazing and he says they are the only one. But in reality he is trying to screw every girl he sees, telling them all the same stories. Occasionally he gets caught when he tries this on girls that are friends or family. Another urban word that fits in the gardening section such as hoe, tool and ratchet.

That fools a trowel. He be troweling on all the hoes and ratchet bitches. My nigga be troweling threw the whole club tonight. He gonna find himself a hoe tonight!

by tripleDDD January 13, 2014

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Towelliee

Best Prot paladin US and all around Legend.

Some say Towelliee's favorite song is 'Baby by Justin Bieber' but no-one will say it to his face because that cunt will rip your fucking legs off for breathing out of tone.

Towelliee should always be approached with caution and if startled should be ran from before he has the chance to fuck you up.
A wild Towelliee can be tamed using only the rarest and strongest of beers from around the globe.
If seen do not attempt to befriend.

Guy 1: Holy fuck, that dude is huge! Is he eating that Bear?

Guy 2: I think he is...
Guy 1: Wait, is that Towelliee?
Guy 2: Oh fuck! It's Towelliee!
Guy 1: Got any of that Queen's Ale left?
Guy 2: Nope.
Guy 1: oh fuck, RUN!

by Lardimus Prime May 25, 2015

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