trouted

when one has been slapped in the face with any number of items, be it an actual trout, a sponge, a banana peel, an anvil, a boobie, whatever. after the slap to the face has occured, the attacker must shout at their victim: "You've been TROUTED!" or simply "Trouted!!" This is not a strict definition, so the rules for usage are not solid.

*walk up to person a and tap them on shoulder*

*they turn around and are met with a nice smack to the face*

Attacker: Trouted, bitch!

Victim: Oh nos!

by Weasel August 28, 2003

trout

1. A girl that is a slut and sleeps with lots of guys
2. A girl that is a bitch
3. A girl that always stands around with her mouth open like a "trout"
4. A girl that never stops talking

That trout never stops talking

by I hate trouts July 15, 2010

Trouting

When you take your hand and wave it back and forth like a fish tail between a girls thighs.

I started trouting and salmoning that sexy girl to get her in the mood.

by elecob July 26, 2012

Trout

A polite-society replacement for the typically British insult 'twat'; for use in situations where the original would be inappropriate, for example when speaking to the queen, or for when you don't wish the person being insulted to be immediately aware. May also be written and pronounced 'traat'.

Dave: You met that guy Jim?

Boris: Yeah, the bloke's a total trout.

by The Noceros February 15, 2010

trouted

to not be sober (on drugs, alcohol, mentally unstable)

I went out will Bill last night and we got absolutely trouted

by mrtoadicantbelieve May 7, 2011

trout

1.every bad;insulting word you can call a girl.
2.a girl that dont put out.
3.a kind of fish

i hate that girl.shes a trout.

by tahani m May 2, 2008

Trouting

Rather than use a hamster with teeth and claws that can cause internal damage, one shoves a 6-11" rainbow trout up their anus. Trout are preferred as they are soft-rayed fish and come self lubricated. Trout have a natural tendency to swim upstream to spawn and their struggles will delight.

Jeff, Doug, and Mike mistakenly used spiney-rayed catfish while trouting each other and had to go to the clinic for removal before they rotted. It was quite a site as 42 kittens, lured by the smell, followed them there.

by JWILD1 December 19, 2018