troutin around 

to do what one normally does. as in a trout just swimming up the stream.

Sally and I had the day off and were just troutin around with no particular destination.

troutin around by Ryan BuonaLanger October 8, 2009

Touting yourself bijou

Inadvertently announcing the insubstantial size of your penis

Tom: "I have a 3 inch penis"

Sam: "That's massive"

John: "If you think that 3 inches is massive you must be touting yourself bijou

Touting yourself bijou by Revolver Ocelot January 13, 2009

Trouping 

The process of entirely re-inventing ones appearance prior to attenting university for the first time. The purpose of this being to appear more acceptable to fellow students

I'm gonna need to do some serious trouping if I want to fit in at university

Trouping by Malcom Dwight April 30, 2008

Globe-trotting 

The act of setting a certain extended time period that your penis is exclusively meant for getting head, usually done in a competition of sorts

I was globe-trotting last night against Chris and I owned him.

Globe-trotting by telluriding29 March 13, 2010

Trotting her Turkey all up on his Jive 

The act of a female initiating sex with a male.

Simon: "Dude, Ofena's claiming that Malcolm took advantage of her!"

Fredrik: "What!?, but she was the one who was trotting her turkey all up on his jive! Damn! If he would have just gone home and been slapping the weasel with the right one this never would have happened."

Trotting her Turkey all up on his Jive by J. H. Grissom September 27, 2008

trotting twat 

a specially slected girls (twats).
Criteria (you must fit one or all):
- you look like a horse
- you smoke while wearing tights
- you are a midget in love with a goiter
- you are ugly
- you drive a minivan
- you date ian
- you love muffins.

"Did you just see her with muffins?"
" Yeah!What a trotting twat."

trotting twat by Bracey McGee December 29, 2007

trousing 

browsing for pants; to go in search of new trousers.

dude you've been at the mall for three hours...

yeah cause that bitch threw up all over my nice pants last night. i'm trousing.

trousing by badcakemix October 11, 2010