trudgery

The exhausting experience of trudging through piles of snow to get to where you need to go. Trudgery is highly effortful and has a negative effect on mood. Unplowed sidewalks, heavy bags, early mornings, severe winds, and non-waterproof footwear can all heighten one's sense of trudgery.

"Ugh, two feet of snow fell last night, and I had to get to class by 8:30am. The sidewalks were a mess. I'm exhausted; it was complete trudgery."

by orangejoyce March 26, 2017

timmy todger

A timmy todger is when a young male wakes up with morning glory (erection as you wake up) and decides to wank (masterbate) it off, usually before school starts.

Retard: I had a timmy todger this morning
Normal guy: Fuck off, your weird.

by misster sexy January 7, 2014

Old Man's Todger

A crude name for a cocktail made from all the left-overs of your alcohol collection. Named so as it is likely not to taste dis-similar to an Old Man's Todger.

RTJ: Herman, got any more booze?

Herman Dogg: Only a half a can of Stella, some moldy old red wine and some absinthe.

RTJ: I'll knock up and Old Man's Todger then.

by rtj loco December 21, 2003

Jammy Todger

When a woman is on her period and has sexual intercourse with a man whilst, or when sex is vigorous and the woman ends up bleeding.

Example
Boy 1: aha you ram her then?
Boy 2: yerr, jammy todger style

Example 2
Boy 1: aha you ram her then?
Boy 2: yerr, got a jammy todger

by Daisy Makin April 23, 2008

Todger

a name for a penis, used famously by the late Oliver Reed

I'd like for her and my todger to get well acquainted

by Ed the Viking April 27, 2010

The Dirty Trogger

When you are on a crowded dance floor (ideally it will be a very sweaty environment as well) find an ugly girl and get her to blow you in front of everyone.

-"Dude, did you see that guy gettin the dirty trogger last night?"
-"Yeah that was gross, I think he busted in her hair too!"

by troggdogg November 24, 2009

Todge

Todge,The male sex organ also known as dick,cock,wang,tallywack etc.

WO dude get your queer hands off my todge

Look at peter clarke he's a right todge

by Sam Kirk and Jason Winchcombe June 5, 2004