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tepidusferramentumaphobia

"Hey look, I just microwaved this spoon."
"AARRGGHH HHAHAH GET THAT THING AWAY FROM ME!!!.... Sorry, I have tepidusferramentumaphobia."
by heatlump February 19, 2013
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Tepid Hector

The act of mazturbating outdoors in an inflatable kiddy pool. The act is usually undertaken as an expression of contentment, happiness and sexual monstrosity. Best performed on a hot day with the sun on ones face or shoulders.

Not to be confused with a Hot Hector, which is essentially the same but in a kiddy pool full of your own urine - and sometimes amongst your own floating poop.
DaveP : Hey man, have you heard the lastest song from Calvin Harris? I think it's pretty HOLY FUCK ARE YOU JACKING OFF???

GreggR: Yeah broooo. It's a nice sunny day, im feeling good and I have a grotesque compulsive desire to pump my skin flute. Time for a Tepid Hector!

DaveP: You're sick!

GreggR: Yeah well it's happening, I'm pumping the dick well right now. So you can sit there and watch our you can fuck off. Shit cunt.

GreggR: And by the way Calvin Harris sucks.
by SlenderJed May 30, 2017
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Foreskin Trepidation

"The new guy in accounting, Pepe, is hot. But he's French and likely uncut. My issues with foreskin trepidation will probably quash my pursuing him.”
by Indy Sparkplug February 27, 2011
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trepidation

gunshot to the head of fear

song by trivium-gunshot to the head of trepidation
by pickle fucker pillow pants August 4, 2008
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Trupid

A combination of truly and stupid as used by people that can't talk properly.
Hanna talks kinda trupid sometimes.
by JCal January 9, 2006
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trenidy

One of the smoothest people you will ever meet they always know what to say, the best kissers, and and extraordinary in bed! A true ladies man and gentlemen
Girl 1: trenidy you know what you're doing omg
by Swag king 34 December 21, 2016
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Trepic

When something is overly epic as in trippingly epic! For and added twist type it with a 3 instead of and e for and added kick! as in Tr3pic!
Guy 1: So dude i just saw got the new iphone 3Gs!

Guy 2: Oh my god that is Trepic!

Guy 1: yes but is it tr3pic?

Guy 2: TOATS YES!!!
by Tr3P!c July 26, 2009
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