crustacean transportation

1. disseminating one's infection of crabs amongst a small group of people generally through participating in a Bacchanal orgy.

2. figuratively one who is involved in an overabundance of screwing and/or engaging one's member in that of a lower social caste.

Thomas: "I heard that Michael partook of the optional employee debauch last night."
Richard: " That is also what I heard."
Harrison: "Yes, he was the crustacean transportation."

"William, I don't mind you screwing around, but when it's with 7 other men at the same time, you're basically a crustacean transportation."
"Patrick, you need to understand that I want to be in that position."
"You might as well start barking because you are definitely sounding like a bitch."

by Danfield January 15, 2007

transportation

Dropping a tranny off at a seaport.

I engaged in transportation yesterday. The transsexual I ported yesterday was sweet and lovely.

by New Brunswick Station (subchat) April 19, 2006

quality transportation

a worthy sex partner on the 'road' to orgasm, with the right 'equipment', skills and attitude; to deliver a "mind-blowing" 'treatment'

-neither gay nor straight, male nor female matters! only the right 'equipment' and 'MOJO' to facilitate a successful 'launch'

OR: simply fantasizing on the potential skills of a human, having no idea of their sexual P.O.D. (point of departure)

beth: that dude looks like quality transportation! i'd like to ride him till he 'blows his nose'!!

ruth: that judy is quality transportation, last night she took me to the 'melk weg'! (milky way)

fat people are often not very quality transportation

she/he sure seems like some QUALITY TRANSPORTATION!!

by michael foolsley June 6, 2011

transportation

Cockney rhyming slang for masturbation.

"Boy, that was a great movie! I could really go for some transportation after that!"

by Alex Quantashassle April 20, 2005

Transportation Research Center Inc.

Transportation Research Center Inc. (TRC Inc.) is an independent automotive proving ground providing research and development, and compliance and certification testing for vehicles and components for crash testing, emissions testing, dynamic testing and durability testing.

Transportation Research Center Inc., your automotive testing partner.

by TRC Inc. August 2, 2011

transportationalizationism

A random word that you've made up and you think is a word but isn't.

oh hey, transportationalizationism is a long word for transportation class,

and a student says, "That's not a word motherfucker."

by urdogwaterandudontknowit June 24, 2022

Transportation phobia

Someone who is terrified of all modes of transportation. It could be a train a plane a car a bike a boat basically anything that moves a person from point A to point B.

Gram will never be able to go anywhere with her “transportation phobia”!

by Gram fish July 2, 2022