Townsville

-A town just people would not give a fuck
-A shithole not worth visiting
-You will see a bunch of coons trying to look for a fight
-90% chance you will get your car stolen

Person 1: someone fuckin damaged my car
Person 2: what do you expect it's townsville

by anonymous January 29, 2023

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Townsville

To Americans: The Australian version of Ohio
To the Bri'ish: you almost get stabbed more here than over there
to everyone else: its hell
also ayr sucks dont go there either

I want to go to hell (Townsville)
All the kids rob all the vape shops in Townsville
Townsville residents are all retards

by redditor-from-mars April 17, 2023

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a school that is far better than maggots and iggy put together. while many are desperate for the attention of any male in a five-foot radius, the students aren't as stuck up as the students at schools like grammar and cathedral. An unfortunate side effect of being a st patties girl is the abundance of students that find an attraction to male teachers. st pats has its cliques; the rowers, the music cohorts, the anime kids, the smart kids, the stuck-up cathedral kids that couldn't make it at that school, and the assholes. Side effects may be: as previously stated, the male teacher attraction, the anger that the 'peasant schools' took over the iggy discos, always been seen as a whore because you talk to all the iggy boys, and the somehow strange ability to stalk any and every teacher online.

"where do you go?"
"St patricks townsville, why?"
"Which teacher?"
"...my math teacher"

by theslayestslaya June 16, 2022

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toadville

At the current time, the worse possible situation/place you can be in.

Road trip: Stuck in the back seat... toadville.
Too drunk to stand.. toadville.
Going to jail.. toadville.

Fuck, I got stuck in toadville!

by Serio Tadlock December 9, 2008