Allatoona 

School with a rising star marching band, the Buccaneers, and a very small pot smoking population... Send your kid here if you want him to start new traditions (P.S. The pot heads... there's like 5, and they are all dumb.)

Man, that Allatoona is catchin up to Kennesaw Mountian in marching fame.

Allatoona by Barelyatone May 17, 2011

Allatoona High School 

A Cobb County public school also known as "Toona Ville" or "Lake City High". Base line, It's filled with Rich Mufuckaz, Preppy Mufuckaz, Weed Smoking Mufuckaz, Fake Mufuckaz, "Love To Fuck" Mufuckaz Racist Mufuckaz, Wanna-Be Hood Mufuckaz, and Real Hood Mufuckaz that'll beat yo ass. Teachers are over-rated, a couple of them actually care about their students. Foods ok, Lunch Ladies are cool. Football team is kind of good because of our running back (Miles Jones) and I forgot to mention there are ALOT of cum sipping AIDS infected whores at this school, both male and female. This is a school were it is illegal(you will get written up and ISS) for wearing sweat pants, wearing gym shorts, having your phone conviscated, or saying a racist term to the same race (like a black calling another black nigga). It seems like there is one big group of "cool" people, and they all are connected one way or another. Alot of the white kids are uppity and racist, both low-key and obvious; the blacks are either Wanna-Be Hood, Just Moved from the Hood, Been around North Cobb Blacks too long, or just normal blacks. Oh yea and you get automatically expelled for fighting here.
DEMOGRAPHICS: 99.56% White, .44% other

Atlanta Boy : Yo what school you goto?

Cobb County Boy : Zone 2 Allatoona High School Lake City High TOONAVILLE.

Atlant Boy : o_0

Allatoona High School by BigDank May 28, 2011

Allatoona High School 

Or as it should go, M-A-R-I-J-U-A-N-A High school. But it's up to you what you call it. Pretty much everyone smokes pot, and the teachers don't care because they do it too!

Send your kid to this school in Acworth, GA if you want him to get a one-on-one about everything drugs, preggers, and partying!
What else do people go to school for? Learning? Psh...

Mom: Why do you smell like pot sweetie? Have you been hanging around Allatoona High School kids again?
Me: Yes mom! gosh!

Allatoona High School by Allatoona Stoner... April 19, 2011

Altoona High 

A high school in altoona pennsylvania hosting about 2500 students, 7 hundred of them are pregnant teens, 3 hundred are the boyfriends of the pregnant teens, 1 thousand of the students do drugs and the rest are normal...kinda. The school consists of 2 buildings where one was built in in the 1910s and the other was built in the 1950s....and yes you can tell the difference in age. remodeling isnt part of the budget even though the damn jr. high school kids get a brand new school with a kick ass cafe that sits right across the street.

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Altoona High by mortmar May 21, 2009

Altoona 

A town in Pennsylvania that people from out of town call quaint and people from the area know it as hell. If you take the bad part of a small city like Pittsburgh that is roughly the size and appeal of Altoona. Yes, the best definition for Altoona is, other than the metropolis of Blair County, a town with the largest drug problem per capita of any city in Pennsylvania, and the highest depression rate. Though, Johnstown was deemed the most depressing city, it was only because the people in Altoona were far too depressed to get out of bed and vote. Furthermore, Altoona is the only place on Earth where drive-by shootings are so pathetic a person can fire fifty bullets into a car and cause no damage to the driver.

I thought about going to Altoona but decided casturation seemed more appealing.

Altoona by Leeward December 10, 2007

Altoona 

a. A small town in West Central Pennsylvania

b. The birthplace of civilization (at which time, it just stopped growing, and remained completely primal as the inhabitants continued to abuse pain medication and drive pick-up trucks to Wal-Mart.)

"Hey, yins! Wanna go walk around Wal-Mart?!"

Altoona by The Artist Formerly Known as Elyse September 16, 2005

Altoona 

A small town in Western Pennsylvania. Sometimes referred to as "the ghetto Baltimore" or "Mullettown, Arizona." The town is full of rednecks, whiggers, druggies, drunkies, bad food, pregnant teens, terrible drivers, complete dumbasses, and snow. Almost all white people, hardly any black people, Asians, or gingers. The birthplace of Sheetz, the gas station/conveniance store. Most Altoonians live on Sheetz MTO (Made-To-Order) food because it's the most delicious food on the planet. In Altoona, there are more churches than Jerusalem. The Altoona Area School District runs the town's local schools, AAJHS (Altoona Area Junior High School) and AAHS (Altoona Area High School.) Basically, they are run like boot camps and security is up the wall. Altoona is also known for it's trains, the train station being Altoona's main origin. Altoona has many hills, and if you are lazy or physically unfit, you should not attempt to move up here. Also, in the winter, it is very cold (temperatures reaching to the early 20's in the daytime) and has been known to aquire many feet of snow per year, although the schools run by the fatheads at the school district force students to come in anyway. There is nothing for the younger generation (teenagers) to do, rather than go to little kiddie parks like Del Grosso's, go ice skating at Galactic Ice, and go hunting/fishing/etc. Drug, crime, and obesity rates are skyrocketing. Do not move to Altoona, it is a terrible mistake. Trust me, I know.

Girl 1: Hey, you're new, right? Where did you move from?

Girl 2: Baltimore City, Mayland. My family moved up here to Altoona to get away from the city life. We heard it's really cool up here.

Girl 1: AHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAHA!!!!

Altoona by MyGoodnightInAshes March 14, 2011