Towel

adj. Nasty, disgusting. Originated when I wiped my ass with a towel and my brother later wiped his face with it.

Example 1: Dude, that green toenail is so towel!

Example 2:

Me: Did you eat that nacho off the ground?!

Geek kid: Yes.

Me: Dude, that's so towel. GOD!!

by Jaredthekid January 4, 2005

Towel

Towel/Toweller : Adjective.

Describing how good something was by how many towels it takes to clean up with afterwards.

"Hey man how was your party last night?"
"A awesome 6 toweller dude."

by Tornintwo October 15, 2006

Towel

The worst word in any language; it is the equivalent of of using every bad word ever said, at once. Only the worst kind of acumen use this word without reason.

Jimmy: I dropped my wet towel on the floor, after I used it this morning.
(Everyone around Jimmy): WOOOO! HOW COULD YOU SAY THAT, YOU ARE THE WORST KIND OF PERSON EVER!!

by Ihateclothists September 8, 2011

Towel

A pair of assless panties that has a string that goes up your bum. Often worn so underwear lines are not visible or the person strives to be cool just like the slutty girls. Towels are mostly worn by girls but can be worn by a man.

See also G-String and Thong.

Ah, that girl's towel is stiking out again, what a slut, i bet she does that on purpose.

by fricken_idiot September 16, 2005

Towel

An insignificant, waste of space human being that honestly just pisses anyone off. He or she bring absolutely nothing to the table. Not one redeeming quality.

Jessica sucks major wang, I've had a better conversation with a toaster. She's a major towel.

by Itsericahaha August 3, 2016

Towel

Hidden word for a crush

Luke likes towel and pokimane

by Gabe Glowstick November 27, 2018

Towel

A towel, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy says, is about the most massively useful thing an interstellar hitchhiker can have. Partly it has great practical value. You can wrap it around you for warmth as you bound across the cold moons of Jaglan Beta; you can lie on it on the brilliant marble-sanded beaches of Santraginus V, inhaling the heady sea vapors; you can sleep under it beneath the stars which shine so redly on the desert world of Kakrafoon; use it to sail a miniraft down the slow heavy River Moth; wet it for use in hand-to-hand-combat; wrap it round your head to ward off noxious fumes or avoid the gaze of the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal (such a mind-boggingly stupid animal, it assumes that if you can't see it, it can't see you); you can wave your towel in emergencies as a distress signal, and of course dry yourself off with it if it still seems to be clean enough.

Any man who can hitch the length and breadth of the galaxy, rough it, slum it, struggle against terrible odds, win through, and still knows where his towel is is clearly a man to be reckoned with.

by Auntie Cleo July 4, 2019