Contrary to popular misconception, hotty toddy is neither a fight song nor an attempt to trigger (pun intended) LSU fans' suicide by shooting themselves (since they have reason enough to do so just by virtue of being LSU fans). Rather, it is a heartening cheer exchanged between Ole Miss Rebel fans to ensure that they are still sober enough to pronounce polysyllabic phrases and thus, sober enough to order more whiskey when they leave the game to celebrate their victory over whomever they just kicked hell out of. The cheer is ineffective with other SEC school foes' fans, since they can not pronounce anything more than monosyllabic utterances whether sober or (as usual) drunk off their proverbial butts. For example "Woof! Woof!" (UGA); "Roll Tide!" (Bama); "Oh, S**t! We lost!" (MSU); "Duh?" (LSU). Just for the record, if Ole Miss were to ever lose a football game, their fans are doubtlessly dressed better anyway.
by Somecallme....JOE October 24, 2008
Get the hotty toddy mug.Ah, the general morons that inhabit England; they seem concentrated around the Northern areas, like a modern era barbarian/amoeba hybrid.
Characterised by their clothes, consisting of tracksuits. Logos are a must; also, a recent tread is to wear a hat at the odd angles, AND have a hood up at the same time. In broad daylight. Suspicions are rising that they are going nocturnal.
Another characteristic is the speech. They try to be 'gangsta muthafuggas', taken from American culture. Hey, what do you know; it WAS Rap. Also any phrases (or noises) are taken from popular TV shows. Like 'Bo Selecta', a comedy show. They have a penchant for the word "mint".
Examples of Towny 'speech'
"PROPA NAAARH" <==> "Proper no."
"YA SHTARTIN ME" <==> "You wanna start a fight?"
"PROPA BO" <==> "Wow, that's awesome."
"UEEEH!" <==> No translation. It could be a mating call.
Behaviours consists of:
* Walking into your shoulders, claiming you wanna start a fight, even if they had to come across the road to bump into your shoulders.
* Generally takin' drugs and getting drunk every night, getting rowdy and starting fights.
the list goes on.
they also do not like anyone who does not conform to their ways.
Sample Research was taken from the North Eastern Breed of towny.
Characterised by their clothes, consisting of tracksuits. Logos are a must; also, a recent tread is to wear a hat at the odd angles, AND have a hood up at the same time. In broad daylight. Suspicions are rising that they are going nocturnal.
Another characteristic is the speech. They try to be 'gangsta muthafuggas', taken from American culture. Hey, what do you know; it WAS Rap. Also any phrases (or noises) are taken from popular TV shows. Like 'Bo Selecta', a comedy show. They have a penchant for the word "mint".
Examples of Towny 'speech'
"PROPA NAAARH" <==> "Proper no."
"YA SHTARTIN ME" <==> "You wanna start a fight?"
"PROPA BO" <==> "Wow, that's awesome."
"UEEEH!" <==> No translation. It could be a mating call.
Behaviours consists of:
* Walking into your shoulders, claiming you wanna start a fight, even if they had to come across the road to bump into your shoulders.
* Generally takin' drugs and getting drunk every night, getting rowdy and starting fights.
the list goes on.
they also do not like anyone who does not conform to their ways.
Sample Research was taken from the North Eastern Breed of towny.
<Townie> "You called me yesterday, didn't ya!? ****in *******!"
<Me> "...do I know you?"
<Townie> "PROPER NAH."
*At which point his friends come over.*
<Me> Sigh -_-.
<Me> "...do I know you?"
<Townie> "PROPER NAH."
*At which point his friends come over.*
<Me> Sigh -_-.
by Xeno March 14, 2004
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TOWDB "The one with dangly bits". A person with penis and testicles, also known as dangly bits. Used to avoid getting Zucced by Facebook's overenthusiastic banhammer bots for hate speech against the owners of dangly bits. Less vomit inducing than the standard "Dear Partner/Husband" used on Mumsnet.
by Jdog02 March 11, 2021
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by DoctorTicTac November 29, 2017
Get the chodey toady mug.what is tondy? tondy is the love of the game and the spirit of the hunt, tondy is never giving up and having fun to the max, tondy is the little thing inside all of us that is sweet and nice
let's tondy
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