Poor Man's Toupee

A greasy, dirty baseball cap worn by college students and otherwise poor dudes to hide their receding hairline.

"Why did Randy wear that old baseball cap to the wedding reception?"

answer: "Because he's going bald. That's his Poor Man's Toupee."

by real concerned citizen February 23, 2012

savannah toulson

A nice way of saying your a hoe

Your such a savannah toulson

by Game mode 0 November 28, 2016

Toulouse

One of the most beautifull cities in the world. Situated in south western france it is called "la ville rose" which means the pink city. vERY friendly people live there and there is a strong english and american community livingi there. If you hate france and are one of those gay people that judge a country they have never been to, then its just as well that u stay here and dont go over to europe, ull just give americans a worse name than they already have. the french are a loving and caring nation w/e ppl chose to think.

"I had the best trip ever. "
"where were you, toulouse?"
"how did u know?..."

by scharlie January 2, 2005

Toupee

A mysterious, furry mammal that resides on the heads of aging, bald men.

Should there be an accent somewhere in toupee? I think so.

by Diggity Monkeez January 23, 2005

Chocolate toupee

When you pull out of your girl after anal sex and you've got a little bit of poo on the end of your cock

Hmmm, that's a nice chocolate toupee you've got on there Mr Cock.

by Mr Sausage December 9, 2008

Tulip Toupee

A tulip toupee is the act of having anal sex with a partner and upon ejaculation, the thruster with his both hands, grabs as much hair possible on his lovers head and pulls as hard as possible. This action constricts the recievers anal canal, greatly enhancing the the thrusters orgasm. Hopefully, if you pull hard enough, you will have two handfuls of hair. Take this freshly removed hair and slap it on your takers sperm leaking butthole, pull up your pants and run out the radar yelling " (persons name) got a tulip toupee"

Hey todd, did you get a haircut? No john, frank was over last night and gave me a tulip toupee. Wow todd, those missing patches of hair, that looks like shit. Well john, you think this is bad, you should see eric!

by Chicks dig radar guys October 3, 2008

Salmon Toupee

A very hairy vagina that is overgown, unkept, dirty and smells extremely fishy.

Jorge picked up a hot babe at the local tavern and took her home for a romp in the sack. However, he became overwhelmed with nausea after she disrobed and revealed her Salmon Toupee. Jorge gagged as he ran out the door.

by Eaton Holgoode June 19, 2009