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Woman: "For what?"
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Tortuguita is a diminutive of tortuga. Tortuga is the Spanish word for a turtle or tortoise.
Tortuguita is a diminutive of tortuga. Tortuga is the Spanish word for a turtle or tortoise.
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That bitch pissed me off, so I am going to drive to her house, turn on my car stereo and inflict some musical torture!
Listening to Rick Ashley's Never Gonna Give You Up is considered musical torture.
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Person 1: Cock and ball torture
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"You're on tortuga time. Welcome to the suck"
An unavoidable phenomenon that prevents you from arriving at your destination on time. There is no stopping it and can only be accepted - it's going to happen. Even if you attempt to leave earlier, some greater force prevents you from being on time. Just accept the inevitable, you're on Tortuga Time.
"You're on tortuga time. Welcome to the suck"
An unavoidable phenomenon that prevents you from arriving at your destination on time. There is no stopping it and can only be accepted - it's going to happen. Even if you attempt to leave earlier, some greater force prevents you from being on time. Just accept the inevitable, you're on Tortuga Time.
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