Tophat Mike

A guy who wears a tophat and a trenchcoat (all black, all the time) and has a rag-tag band of women that increases by the hour. Even though none of these women know why they are so attracted to him.

There goes Tophat Mike with his rag-tag band of women.

by Radhika November 12, 2004

tophalf

Used to describe a women who is into other women, but only the "top half". i.e., boobs.

I like women, but tophalf only.

by top-and-bottom-half July 29, 2009

topiana

twenty one pilots x ariana grande. if you are a fan of ariana grande and twenty one pilots then you are a topiana stan. started by miss chanel.

what’s a topiana? topiana is tøp and ariana grande.

the only topiana content we’ll ever get is that video of ariana singing along to Ride.

topiana stans are the only ones who have rights.

by cutiepie1 November 21, 2018

Tophaang

Noun.
A "ship" containing the combination of Avatar: The Last Airbender's Toph and Aang. Some Tophaangers believe that this is a likely pairing because both characters are the same age and in the same team, and their personalities balance each others'. However, other shippers point out that Toph seems to have a crush on another team member, Sokka. The proof is pretty weak, but only future episodes will reveal the truth.

Blast Kataang and Zutara, I'm headed toward Tophaang!

by ETtheAlien September 20, 2008

pubic topiary

The act of grooming a lady garden into a more manageable and attractive state.

I say, young lady, with such a profusion of spiders legs I think you require an intensive session of pubic topiary !

by Andrew Nicholson November 23, 2004

tophie

Sexiest man alive. Has amazing abs and is defined as fuck. He can do anything with his hair and in always look amazing. Can make friends with anyone and is wicked athletic and funny. Can make fun of people like a charm. His veins pop out almost like Reece's nose.

Tophie is the biggest babe. Can I be his?

by Rceee January 24, 2014

messy tophat

a sex act in which a guy gets certain bodily fluids spit up on his hair like shampoo

Man! That guy is so crazy, I hear he likes messy tophats!!!!

by notnops January 15, 2008