notnops's definitions

messy tophat

a sex act in which a guy gets certain bodily fluids spit up on his hair like shampoo

Man! That guy is so crazy, I hear he likes messy tophats!!!!

by notnops January 15, 2008

messy tophat

When one uses a wool hat as a masturbation aid and, upon being walked in on, places said hat up on their head.

Did you hear about Greg? His mom almost caught him jerking off and he had to pull a messy tophat!

by notnops January 16, 2008

messy tophat

When one uses a wool hat as a masturbation aid and, upon being walked in on, places said hat up on their head.

Did you hear about Greg? His mom almost caught him jerking off and he had to pull a messy tophat!

by notnops January 16, 2008