tophiachu

Mountain Dew drinking Tiktoker, that is well known for her controversial comments on her livestream.

Resembles Bobo the Bear, is usually seen yelling at her audience.

Person; Did you see TophiaChu’s livestream last night?
Person2; yeah she hella homophobic!

by LaylaCorn July 26, 2022

Topher

Ya'll already know who i am, my name is Topher.

Person 1:Who are you?
Topher: Ya'll already know who i am, my name is Topher

by Loopy<3 January 5, 2023

Temecula Tophat

Where one bro takes a steaming swirl type dump on another bro's head while he is passed out from drinking too much cheap beer.

Whoa dude, we were so wasted and then Jon passed out so I gave him a Temecula Tophat to keep warm.

by Troll Teacher November 23, 2011

Tophed

To be tophed one must just be stoned out of his mind. Must be further along than just being baked. Mind games are a must for times like these.

"So anyone up for getting tophed today?"

"Ya lets do this, grab an apple!"

"Here's the apple."

"I'm not gonna fall for that shit, again!"

by one who has been tophed July 15, 2009

tophatspacedog

A Retired Russian Spy sent by the Soviet Union in 1945. After a long mission that led to his near-death, tophatspacedog Retires in a small potato farm near Russia. In his spare time, he can be found recking bots at fornite and spreading the good word of Anime. His diet consists of 1 or more bottles of vodka and a bowl of plain Rice. Every once in a while he leaves his shelter to hunt down naughty kids that stream snipe Ninja.

OMG! its tophatspacedog, RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!

Nani? tophat-san sugoi ne!

by PopoJø May 18, 2019

Topherism

Anything that is poetic in nature dealing specifically with the weather

Girl, that was a sweet topherism you had last night while describing those cumulo-nimbus clouds.

Students please find the symbolism in this topherism.

by Dr. James Kurger September 29, 2007

Tophat Kat

A white male, typically in his mid 20s, who often doesn't know whats best for himself. He regularly spends unnecessary amounts of money on things he doesn't, and never will need. He may also participate in various activities with strangers, usually in their early teens, in a very pedophilic manner.

In his game of Chivalry, the boy tried to explain to the Tophat Kat that buying 64 GB of RAM was completely unnecessary, and was a waste of money.

by Encyclopedia Shitannica January 6, 2014