Aggie with the Toupee

A girl who swears by the lord but sins behind closed doors.

Did you hear about what that Aggie with the Toupee did? She acts so innocent, I would never have imagined she would be so capable of doing that...

by teheeheeeeee February 12, 2019

armpit toupee

a wig worn under the armpit generally used by kids to appear more masculine or mature, generally to impress the ladies

Billy thinks he's so cool, but you can spot that crappy armpit toupee from a mile away.

by K Mart May 4, 2008

Toupée

A hair piece that is worn on the head, usually used by elderly men to hide bald spots. Can be used by unfortunate women for the same reason, or for theatrical purposes.

Honey, your toupée is falling to your left side.

by TheCrant May 31, 2010

San Diego Toupee

Taking a poop in your hand and slapping it on your spouses or whoever's head.

I've been holding out, till tonight when I give you a mondo San Diego Toupee
or
After i eat this chili dog I'll give that bald man a San Diego Toupee.

by Alan Woodward December 6, 2004

Salty Toupee

two middle aged men jack off onto each others balding spots on their head.

i walked in on my grandpa getting a salty toupee

by properperversions September 6, 2012

tompeepery

The act of being a peeping tom

He was busted for tompeepery and sentenced to jail time. tomfoolery

by Jelliebug September 2, 2017

ice cream toupee

The volcano-like shape seen when opening a fresh tub of ice cream.

There's nothing more refreshing than an ice cream toupee on a spoon.

by IronBlade June 3, 2015