Tinkerfuck

Someone who constantly merges two ideas that don't fit together "because it's cool".

"Andy, what if there was a game like assassins creed, but with Pokemon?"
"Brian, that's stupid, quit being a tinkerfuck."

by Buggums March 14, 2022

Tinker belled

When a man slaps or taps his penis on the nose of the person giving the blow job.

Per an episode of Discovery channel's "scared straight"

Prisoner to Juvenile: I can't wait for your punk ass to get in here. I'm going to make you my bitch and tinker bell that baby face with my dick.
Prison Guard to Juvenile: You don't want to be tinker belled in here boy. Thats when he slaps his dick on your nose, while he forces you to give him a blow job.

by TheBDMan January 15, 2017

Free Thinker

a) One who relies solely on themselves to make judgments based on their own perception of the world rather than blindly accepting what is told or implied by an outside influence, which is usually some kind of authoritarian figure.

Usually associated with non-conformists...

Very few people in this world have realized that they have access to and the ability to perform independent thought. While everyone has the ability, only the free thinker uses it, because he knows what he wants.

by Harvy Chesterfield(ak.a. Arvy) July 2, 2016

Tinker Tonk

A skilled gamer with varying degrees of madness. Usually a term used when trying to describe someone who is a combination of Caboose and Brak. Anything goes with this off-the-wall player. Buckle Up.

Tom : "What do you think is the main reason kids today hate school so much?"

John : "The goalposts on a football field make shadows."

Tom : "You are such a Tinker Tonk."

by Cryptic Falcon December 9, 2008

Tinkering

To mess around with something and you don't really have a clue what your doing.

"Make sure Ed isn't tinkering with my car, I need that thing for work."

"Don't even tinker with my vacuum, I'll send it back to the shop."

by Kitsme October 26, 2011

angry tinkerbell

When your fucking a girl from behind and u grab a magnum flashlight and ture it on and put it and her ass as she jumps up on her toes you say i do believe in fairies

I gave mad wife the angry tinkerbell last night and she's flying around the house mad as fuck

by Cracker1&Cracker2 January 1, 2017

Rectal Thinker

A complete dumbass with no common sense. No level of learning instruction or education will improve the intelligence of a rectal thinker.

My boss is a rectal thinker.

by Eaton Holgoode March 9, 2017