On a Donkey's Left Toe

verb;
The toe of a donkey, preferably on the left side.

I swear on a donkey's left toe that Greta left her husband for Tom.

by urstinkyunclesam March 21, 2022

Kenma’s left pinky toe

That’s it rich kenma’s left pinky toe.

Yummy! Kenma’s left pinky toe

by Killer birb September 18, 2020

Uncle Jimmy's Cheeseball Paradise of Yummy Sweaty, Bloody, and Hairy Toe Cheese

Lick my toes with cheese balls for a hundoe.

Brad said, "I Want To Eat Uncle Jimmy's Cheeseball Paradise of Yummy Sweaty, Bloody, and Hairy Toe Cheese"

by Urban alien March 9, 2021

toe socks

Like gloves for your feet; the fabric goes around each toe separately. Fun & Cool!

The toe socks proved to be a hit & a popular gift. So Cute!

by Starchylde May 30, 2016

toe spoon

A brilliant Austrian innovation which significantly improves upon the function of the toe knife. The toe spoon completely eliminates any risk of self-injury during the cleaning of scum out of one's toes.

Frank used to swear by his toe knife, but ever since he met Alexi, he has always cleaned the scum out with a toe spoon.

by Solo Amadeus November 30, 2021

Steel-toe sock

A sock that is used on multiple occasions to jerk off inside of. It becomes stiff around the toe area that catches the brunt of the loads.

ME: Dude I think Mom found my Steel-toe sock under my bed.
DAD: She did. When I tried to tell her to leave it there so you didn't ruin another one she threatened to put it on and kick me with it
ME: she should've

by Charlie Badass November 10, 2018

camel toe slide

A form of sex without penentration. The man lies on his back the woman stradels her man and grinds herself back and forth along the mans erect penis having one lip of her vagina on either side of the mans shaft.

"I didn't have any condoms so she gave me a camel toe slide instead!"

by Footlong September 11, 2005