this is a woman whos tits are so pointed and odd shaped that they look like giant toblerones. If you have toblerone tits you will be called Elaine. Elaine usually uses her tits as weapons to protect her from all the staff she upsets. But don't worry Elaine, tits won't always be able to protect you!!!!
Help, help....there's something strange coming out the office!...Oh it's ok, its just toblerone tits
What do you call an odd shaped woman called Elaine....
yes you guessed it...toblerone tits!
What do you call an odd shaped woman called Elaine....
yes you guessed it...toblerone tits!
by you should know me by now! February 20, 2008
A popular game in the gay community. Participants "do" themselves with a succession of chocolate bars. The sequence of bars gets progressively difficult. Entrants are eliminated if they fail to insert any of the bars. The final one used is a king-size Toblerone. The game was named after its originator, who was also the first participant to complete the sequence.
Who's up for a game of Briggsy's Toblerone Challenge?
Count me out. I got trannied to within an inch of my pathetic arty life last night. One Milky Way and I'll prolapse.
Count me out. I got trannied to within an inch of my pathetic arty life last night. One Milky Way and I'll prolapse.
by Des Lynam's Love-Gland September 08, 2006
"i would like a toblerone rolo combo
by againwetry October 17, 2011
The religion of the Tobleronian people. It allows the people to eat one Toblerone per week, on Tobleronsday. If the Lord has been disobeyed the sinner will be sacrificed via Tobleroning. Bob would be a good example, as he was the first sinner.
We are going to Toblerone church this Tobleronsday.
by radzz111 April 01, 2021
when your missus has BV and you're out of condoms so you stick a Toblerone box on your penis and go to town, then when you've picked up enough of the BV juices and jizzed in the box, you pull out, take the sleeve off, and touchdown it onto her head. bonus points if it lands in her mouth.
by itsmxra42 April 18, 2024
When a swift kick to the ass includes a direct anal blow from the big toe, resulting in a bloody drip from the anus
by Sir Biff June 25, 2015
BERTHA: I heard that Sally got fucked by Tim's Toblerone .
GERTRUDE: and I heard her say that it felt like she was driving down speed bumps in a super car
GERTRUDE: and I heard her say that it felt like she was driving down speed bumps in a super car
by Suicidal Soviet January 04, 2019