toilette twinkie

A turd that has been sitting in thetoilette for a long time an dhas lost its color. For instance in a public restroom at a rest stop.

"I pissed that Toilette Twinkie to a million bits!"

by chubnubby March 18, 2014

Toadette

A really fat person who whores themselves to get ahead (or to get more stars ;-) )

My goodness tina i cant beleive you are a toadette

by Eddo September 3, 2005

Tourettenism

The act of converting an inoffensive and innocent sentence to an unexpected aggressive one.

Guy 1:I love when my dog FUCKING cuddles everything.
Guy 2: Another Tourettenism. Nice work, third one this hour.

Girl 1:Ah, I love the midsummer night's TERRIBLE FUCKING SCENERY. FUCK YOU, JERRY.
Girl 2: Wow, Tourettenism much?

by Bibachah3 March 9, 2014

Toolette

Also spelled "tewelette". Annoying female tending to overplan every day in life to the detriment of those involved. Spreadsheets, Prozac and the F-bomb are typical signs if your wife or coworker is becoming a Toolette.

"That dam Toolette just called me a Kabby!!!"

by Kelly Peterpipersmoker May 10, 2005

toolette

A female verision of a tool.
A toolette is someome who lacks the mental capacity to know she is being used by someone. A fool. Characterized by low social knowledge and high insecurity. Someone who tries too hard. a poser.

-Girls who pout and stick out their tongue in pictures, and post and tag 50000 of those pictures on facebook
girl: Why did you not answer the question?
toolette: Because I don't want to look smart. I want to be cool!
-Girls who act hyper and super nice so she wants other people to think that she is a good person.
girl: Yeah, so I dumped him infront of all of his friends. I did the wham of love
toolette: SCADOOOSH. You just slampwhamed the douchpurse!
girl: what?
toolette: "Omg...everyone is wearing Brown Ugg boots and tight legging. OFF TO THE MALL!!!"

by CLLSEHY December 27, 2010

toylette

An online dump for toying wherein a subject and postings are spread across forums and through threads by postwhore(s.)

That discussion on forums.eHacked.com went down the toylette quickly.

by damondrone March 11, 2005

toilette roulette

One thinks they may get diarrhea after eating at restaurants such as Taco Bell, or McDonalds. Chance of diarrhea is 50%.

Oh man, I shouldn't have eaten McDonalds. I always get toilette roulette from there.

by Dave_Coulier May 7, 2010