toad

a person wanting to do whats best...usually of Filipino or Afro-American decent. a person that is alright at Halo 2, but by no means the best. a good friend and martial arts master. somebody you can count on to invent stuff to get rich. not the best ping pong player.

Somebody is in our base. Who is it? I killed him. It was just Toad.

by brian April 5, 2005

toad

Slang. Take Of And Die. Usually found in chat rooms and MUD's.

I don't want to talk to you. TOAD.

by Zagger July 12, 2006

toad

-A girl with an abnormally large forehead

Person #1: "She has a huge ass forehead."

Person #2: "I know, she's a toad."

by updating November 1, 2009

toad

A short, unusually fat female.
The wide face and beady eyes, along with the protruding gut and small arms and thick legs make a whole image of a bull toad walking upright. May or may not have mouth open.

Oh dude, TOAD in spandex at 3 o'clock.

by kittymao May 1, 2008

toad

A short, unusually fat female.
The wide face and beady eyes, along with the protruding gut and small arms and thick legs make a whole image of a bull toad walking upright. May or may not have mouth open.

Oh dude, TOAD in spandex at 3 o'clock.

by kittymao May 2, 2008

Toading

To engage in any form of sexual deviancy solely for the gratification produced by its level of perversion

Friend 1: Did Mike tell you about how Laura forcefully ate his ass after Taco Bell last night?
Friend 2: Oof! I knew that girl was into toading!
Friend 1: Lmao facts

by Spewnicorn February 6, 2019

Toad

A "Toad" is a human with "Toad Like" Qualities.

Toads are stern, greedy and will Fuck You Over anytime they can.

Also, some people look like Toads as their "Troll Like" Qualities overtake their Appearance as they Get Older.

"Reiner is one, nasty Toad. He sure has Fucked over a lot of people in his day."

by Simple Clara November 13, 2013