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Tion Wayne

Tion wayne suck yourself u dusty yute, I’ve got a problem with this Tion Wayne…I swear to god when I see this yute I’ll buss his head in
by Aihat November 23, 2021
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con😭gra😭tu😭la😭tions

con😭gra😭tu😭la😭tions
*any couple doing couple stuff*
me: con😭gra😭tu😭la😭tions
by oofwhy November 7, 2021
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E•MO•TION

That Carly Rae Jepsen album that got robbed of a 2015 AOTY nomination and quietly flopped even though it's better than most pop albums and it aged like red wine.
Sara: You heard that Taylor Swift 1989 album?

Alfred: Yuh, but I like E•MO•TION more since it sounds better.

Sara: You're fucking gay, aren't you?

Alfred: And nobody should give a shit.

Sara: Oh I'm sorry, but is it actually that great?

Alfred: yep, being gay and a Carly Rae Jepsen fan is great!

Sara: Oooh, that's hot.

Alfred: Yuh?
by da4ssfück3r July 9, 2021
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infor-shea-tion

Useless information, or a bunch of shit, that no one cares about. Most of the time performed by a speech impaired douche bag.
Shea - Did you know that wacecaw spewed backwawds is wacecaw?

Robert Kirk - That's some infor-shea-tion for you.
by douche central April 3, 2008
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Deleg-AI-tion

(noun) – Handing off your own thinking to a machine and calling it productivity.
Teamwork makes the dream workthanks to Deleg-AI-tion.”
by ms7 October 12, 2025
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situ-bae-tion

When you're in a messy situation with bae. Can be used when you and bae are fighting, bae is seeing another person, etc.
Bae: *flirts with dat bitch*
Girl 1: OMG, wtf is wrong with bae?????
Girls 2, 3, and 4: OMG!!!!! ______ is cheating on his GF!!!!!!
You: Gosh darn it, bae is SUCH an a-hole.

Girl 2: Oh my gosh I feel so bad for you!
Girl 1: Cheating boyfriend? Girl, you got yourself a real situ-bae-tion.
by think on it September 18, 2017
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Abort-miss-tion

When you find you got the bitch pregnant, so you light firecrackers off in her vagina to discard of any traces of life. This will most certainly make you lose your girlfriend unless she's into that. She will also probably be sent to an intensive care unit.
I'm going to be locked up in prison for like 25 years after performing an Abort-miss-tion on my gal.
by Platezz January 25, 2018
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