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rotten tomatoes

A movie critic site which is one run by hipsters. They give terrible ratings to good/mainstream movies and extremely high ratings to "underground" or "cult classic" films that nobody has heard of.
*Navigates to Rotten Tomatoes*

*Sees The Boondock Saints got a 20% rating, but A Job Worth Doing, a straight to VHS movie that nobody has heard of, got 83% positive review by the "critics"*
by DarthXanax August 19, 2013
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Tomato Rush

A sexual act that involves two people. One person gets a metal baseball bat and hits the other person in the kidneys until they pee blood. However, then the person with the bat gets their chest peed on but its blood.
hey why is your shirt all red? Oh cuz this chick gave me a Tomato rush last night!
by Mar Tea March 25, 2010
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Tomato Basil

A phrase for people who live in the "high crime rate" cities to use when they are talking to people who live in the suburbs of said city. It can mean whatever you want it to mean. Good or bad. You'll always know what it means, but to those suburbanites who think it'll make them "gangster" to use this phrase, it'll just make you seem like a bit of an idiot. :D
"That is so tomato basil."

"I'm feeling so tomato basil today."

"Could you pass the tomato basil."
"Why you are looking extremely tomato basil today."
by Iamthetomatobasilishous March 27, 2010
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Tomato Plant

Slang term for a weed plant used as not to arouse suspicion.
"Are you still growing those tomato plants"
by rhys' pieces May 19, 2018
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asshole tomatoes

The mini-tomatoes that prison inmates cultivate in their intentionally unclean asshole hair because their diets are so limited.
Hey Bubba, throw me one of your asshole tomatoes, will ya?
by Dr Bunnygirl August 17, 2019
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Bob The Tomato

Bob The Tomato is believed by many to be the second coming of Jesus Christ. This ideology was proven when Bob The Tomato appeared on the educational television show “Veggie Tales”. He takes the form of a Tomato because he believes it is the most controversial food item leaving it up to his followers to accept him as either a fruit or vegetable.
Bob The Tomato is finally here! At last we will be freed of our sins!
by TomatoFollower October 8, 2018
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Tomato Potato

A play on the term "Tomato, Tomahto".

Like saying "Same thing!" about two things that aren't the same at all.
Man 1: So, when are we going to watch the olympics?
Man 2: Dude, we're going to the X Games.
Man 1: Meh, tomato potato.
by LicoNico December 7, 2010
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