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thumbsock

A glove for someone named DENNIS
It was cold in da hood so DENNIS put on his thumbsock!!
by Chris OZ Brown April 3, 2008
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rusty thumbtack

The act of sticking your thumb up your ass and using the resultant shit thumb to tack a picture of a hot womans face over some random skanks face prior to having missionary style sex with her; this is preferred if the young lass is buck toothed, has a mustache, chronic halitosis or is just plain fugly.
I picked up this troll at the library, took her back to my place, tore a pic of Reese Witherspoon from the latest cover of People magazine, administered the rusty thumbtack and proceeded to mount that ass a'la hucklebuck style, dropped a nut on her breastseses and got the fuck out....have not seen her since....good times
by Pierre St. Ballgargler February 20, 2011
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double thumblock

whilst doggystyling a female partner, insert both thumbs into anus and bend at the first knuclke joint of the the thumbs and pulling towards yourself
john wanted to fuck doggystyle but his girlfriend decided she wasnt into it. John then applied the double thumblock problem solved his girlfriend couldnt get away.
by Dfuzed Cell September 19, 2009
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thumbtacker

passing gas that feels like a bunch of thumb tacks coming out
Wow...that sounded like a thumbtacker!
by marray January 6, 2009
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Thugblockers

Large wrap-around sunglasses used, as during poker games, to conceal where one is looking. See Hater Blockers.
"As long as I have these Thugblockers (sic) on, you can't tell what I'm thinking, but I can tell what you're thinking"
-Creepa (adapted)
by crank that, batman October 23, 2008
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thumbtack in the dirt

Used to describe the low level of zoomer humor because they would find a “thumbtack in the dirt” funny if it was posted as a meme.
Your Grimace meme is almost as good as a thumbtack in the dirt.
by Malicious_ms July 25, 2023
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thumbfuck

to insert ones thumb into the anal or vaginal orfice.
i said "thumbfuck", you dumbfuck!
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