treadmill trip

the state of mind in which when you are walking and feel like you are walking in place (treadmill-like ground) and everything around you is moving.

i was walking to work and had a treadmill trip.

by thirdeyeman January 9, 2014

Arabian Treadmill

A sexual act in which a person crams their foot into their partner's vagina, and proceeds to use his foot as a dildo-like device.

Oh man, my girl has a kinky-ass foot fetish. Yesterday, she asked for an Arabian Treadmill!

by Dogs and Blogs October 28, 2011

Life Treadmill

The everyday grind. Money in, money out. Day after day, week after week, year after year... the life treadmill goes on.

Karl: "Shit man, did you hear that Don lost his job and foreclosed on his home?"

Chad: "Yep, only thing worse than being on the life treadmill is falling off it."

by chadd925 January 1, 2012

ThreadKiller

a biting wit seen on facebook that effectively kills the thread, regardless of topic. 45 comments might be flowing freely on a thread, and then this person comes in, and either through wit, political incorrectness or pure non sequitur, prohibits anyone else from posting to the thread, effectively 'killing it'

dude did you see that thread that john had on his page?

yeah it was great until that guy posted the cameltoe pic!

i know, what a threadkiller.

by jerry potter April 25, 2011

treadmill desk

A workstation added to a treadmill so that the worker can exercise while on the job. Designed to encourage fitness and good health while reducing sedentary time.

"The company purchased a few treadmill desks to see how the employees would respond to them. Basically you can stay active burning calories, and workout while at work."

by yes juanito yes September 29, 2014

treadmill vag

(1) referring to a woman's vagina after she has been working out or engaging in any kind of activity that may cause perspiration

(2) a sweaty vagina

example (1)

girlfriend: i just ran 5 miles and i still have so much energy. what do you say we burn some more calories in the bedroom? wink, wink.

boyfriend: how bout you clean up that treadmill vag and maybe i'll consider it.

example (2)

guy 1: dude, i tried to go down on my girl last night after the club and her pussy smelled like week old sushi.

guy 2: haha. you were experiencing treadmill vag bro.

by CrookedSamaritan March 20, 2008

treadmill season

around mid-November to early March, when it becomes too cold to continue to run outside and you are forced to move your runs inside to a treadmill.

Oscar, the buff guy who works at the gym: Haven't seen you in a long time, mate.

Dakota: Came to hit the treadmill. It's treadmill season.

Oscar: Cheers!

by WaffleParty November 20, 2010