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Threadsterbating

When a person posts a status on Facebook and then post multiple comments below their own status, thereby, having a thread with themselves.
Dude, I logged into Facebook yesterday and my newsfeed was clogged with my friend threadsterbating. I felt like I had walked in on something dirty.
by Sefirox November 23, 2011
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Threadstick

NOUN - An ocurrance whereby you find yourself STUCK to an EMAIL thread that clearly doesn't involve you. No matter how many times you try you just can't seem to get yourself removed.
Dear Harriet, can you please make your way down to the Home Depot, ask for Sammy in the Hand Tools dept and locate a Crow Bar to PRY MY SORRY ASS off this Email Thread. This Threadstick clearly doesn't involve me.
by JSP2 June 18, 2020
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Threading the Needle

A person is taking a dump, and a person has to piss. So the person pisses between the poopers legs without splashing or dribbling.
Last night I was so drunk I was threading the needle.
by Jeff Bohagen March 18, 2009
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Threadator

A person who's post's seem to always ruin an ongoing comment thread. They do this by going off subject, insulting others, or by not understanding the context of the remarks. Basically clueless. Ruins the thread for others.
The "Threadator" killed the thread. No one ever wants to post after the "Threadator". He is such a Threadator.
by s.fierro October 11, 2010
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Poop Threading

The act of sending emails to your friends while sitting on the toilet. Usually as part of an on-going email thread. Sometimes proven with a picture.
I stayed on the toilet too long because I was poop threading and it is hard to type on my iPhone.
by Boboblaw December 19, 2010
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threading the needle

when one brother jumps off the top bunk and lands with his dick in the ass of the other brother.
mom: boys dinner!
boy: Just threading the needle!
mom: ok!
boys: *faint wet slapping noise*
by uncle_bad_touch May 19, 2018
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threading the corn

Euphemism for jacking off. First used in a Rachel ray cooking video.
Dude i was watching sara palin debate last night and i just started threading the corn.
by KarateJesus January 18, 2009
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