A highly Trained group of male humans, monsters and celestial beings led by the ultimate Thot patroller Korekiyo Shinguichi.
Equip with advanced weaponry, Years of Precise Military Training,and the strongest desire to vanquish all Thots on earth The Thot patroller is the single most powerful task force in the multimeter.
It all started when There was nothing. No Light. No Sound. No Narration. No Nothing.
And then two cosmic entities popped into existence; Blue lightsaber guy and red lightsaber guy.
Blue Lightsaber guy yelled "All women are Queens!" And that have innocence and Protection to the universe.
Red lightsaber guy Responded with "if she breaths she's a THOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!!!" And with that gave the universe primal rage and dedication.
Moments later God came into existence and created the first man and women Adam and Eve.
Everything goes from there until the First Thot Snake convinces Eve to bite into the forbidden fruit and Eve does so.
This pisses off God so much that he cursed all Women to be Thots For all eternity and all men to stop their Thot very.
Skip to 2001 where scientist Jimmy neutron discovers a metal hidden in space called Thorium
He secretly worked on creating a blade made of Thotium That would Vanquish all Thots.
But right then the Thot Lord Tenko Chabashira broke into the lab and killed Jimmy.
Knowing the sword would bring death to all Thots, she hid it deep in the caverns of Kentucky.
Equip with advanced weaponry, Years of Precise Military Training,and the strongest desire to vanquish all Thots on earth The Thot patroller is the single most powerful task force in the multimeter.
It all started when There was nothing. No Light. No Sound. No Narration. No Nothing.
And then two cosmic entities popped into existence; Blue lightsaber guy and red lightsaber guy.
Blue Lightsaber guy yelled "All women are Queens!" And that have innocence and Protection to the universe.
Red lightsaber guy Responded with "if she breaths she's a THOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!!!" And with that gave the universe primal rage and dedication.
Moments later God came into existence and created the first man and women Adam and Eve.
Everything goes from there until the First Thot Snake convinces Eve to bite into the forbidden fruit and Eve does so.
This pisses off God so much that he cursed all Women to be Thots For all eternity and all men to stop their Thot very.
Skip to 2001 where scientist Jimmy neutron discovers a metal hidden in space called Thorium
He secretly worked on creating a blade made of Thotium That would Vanquish all Thots.
But right then the Thot Lord Tenko Chabashira broke into the lab and killed Jimmy.
Knowing the sword would bring death to all Thots, she hid it deep in the caverns of Kentucky.
by ShyGuyTheThotPatroller October 12, 2018
A group of young niggas who protect the young niggas from thots, people who just play with the young niggas emotions.
by jackm7 May 12, 2018
Getting a 30 caliber gun with a sling and 20+ round mag and walkin with in a neighborhood or property
by Wallace the cat March 06, 2018
by Variant647 October 30, 2018
Noun. A highly skilled carefully chosen group of men who are able to sniff out thots out of thin air.
A thot woman unwittingly walks up to a random guy or so she thought. He’s actually a thot patrol officer. She says to him hey do you know where I can score some free sex? He says no, go away. I don’t want you around me or my friends.
by B-rizzle December 01, 2018
A special agency of the Thot Patrol that focuses it’s efforts upon one singular town or city. A majority of their affairs involve high school aged thots, although that can vary from place to place. This agencies job is to regulate harlotry locally in order to prevent nationwide catastrophe of thottery as well as protect the locals from small acts of thottery that usually go unnoticed by the larger divisions of Thot Patrol.
lHey, did you see bust at school last night?
Yea, I heard the Local Thot Patrol deadass caught a bunch of thots lackin😤💯
Ayye 🅱️ we gotta hop on that Patrol know what I’m sayin?
Hell yea no 🅱️hots allowed.
Yea, I heard the Local Thot Patrol deadass caught a bunch of thots lackin😤💯
Ayye 🅱️ we gotta hop on that Patrol know what I’m sayin?
Hell yea no 🅱️hots allowed.
by WhyMyPPsmall March 14, 2018
by Hondipo September 18, 2018