WETHEBESTTHOTPATROL's definitions

Malu

malus are fun to be around, they’re always smiling and making other smiles, once a Malu falls in love they fall hard, but once you break their heart consider yourself gone. They don’t really hate unless hated on, they are natural born leaders, not a shy bone in their bodies, they love cliche things, they are hot and they know they are, huge procrastinators, fun is always a priority, they aren’t afraid of standing up for themselves and others. A malu is definitely the girl you want to fall in love with.

“Damn dude you’re lucky you got yourself a Malu”
“ Malu is always smiling, it makes me smile”

“that malu chick is HOT”

by WETHEBESTTHOTPATROL June 29, 2018

thot patrol

A group of boys at JHHS who roam the hallways and roam the town protecting us all from THOTS

ME: BEEP BOOP BEEP BOOP...Hey Gus and Nate, I need THOT PATROL
GUS: WHERE !
NATE: ON IT !

by WETHEBESTTHOTPATROL September 9, 2018

thot patrol

When Gus and Matt and Nate roam the hallways of JHHS and the town clearing us from THOTS

ME: BEEP BOOP BEEP BOOP.... Hello Boys? I need thot patrol asap on the rotunda.
GUS,MATT,NATE: On It!

by WETHEBESTTHOTPATROL September 9, 2018