-Thief-

A person that pwnz you.

Thief just pwned you.

by Anonymous August 2, 2003

goat thief

Racist term for a Muslim, specifically in Canada.

Trudeaux has increased the goat thief population.

by Screenname111222333 February 22, 2017

Inheritance thief

When someone dies and one family member (like a circling vulture) steals or hoards silver, gold, money and/or other personal property from the remaining family members, especially when the decedent’s last wishes were for the family members to split the property equally.

If it were not for the inheritance thief, I could have had my teeth fixed, with a little money to spare.He is a lifelong liar, a cheat and an inheritance thief with Damonism issues.

by Unstoppable Karma September 11, 2019

Meme Thief

A title used to describe a person who partakes in the act of stealing memes.

"My friend Ollie is a real meme thief."

by Sketchy user July 14, 2016

Lighter Thief

a person who, from habitually pocketing lighters from smoking cigarettes, surreptitiously thieves lighters during group smoking without realizing it, can become notorious.

Scene: Man empties out pockets.

-*sigh*

-Why do I keep doing this!?!

_________________________________

-Well cya dude, thanks for smoking us up!

-hold up! Has anyone seen my lighter?

-Dude.

-I can't help it! I'm a lighter thief..

by Addysseus November 18, 2013

shekel thief

a person who steals things that can either be objects or ideas. they also usually look like a boxtroll and worship dalton king of the shekel thieves

omfg bro daltons a really shekel thief he stole all my napkins

by dont touch me turkey September 29, 2014

thief scratch

Scratching a part of the body prior to stealing something from a gas station. This behavior is well documented on the Gas Station Encounters YouTube channel.

He’s going to make his way over to the beer coolers to check out all of his options, then he’s going to do the super obvious thief scratch, because thieves love scratching themselves.

by Bernard Baruch February 11, 2019