Wood

The term used to describe a dry throbbing cock.

Barbra was fummimg that Joe was too wired to get wood

by Paulyboysmith May 29, 2016

wood

1. erect penis
2. white hood (used in boondocks to describe the area to which the family moved into)
3. used to describe obsolete literature

" everyone gets morning wood"
" your hood is dope, u live in the wood "
" that book is wood"

by everblack September 26, 2008

the woods

a place on any local golf course to get drunk with friends and random people. there will usually be a bonfire on the nearest sand pit.

hey, you going to the woods tonight?

that chick bobbled those two guys at the woods

by laaalalala August 14, 2009

The Wood

Ringwood, New Jersey, a paradise of trees and lakes and home to the coolest people alive.

I live in the wood, therefore I am awesome!!

by TR lova September 22, 2004

woods

Incarceration Term-Used to describe whites in prison/jail. Short for peckerwood, a derogatory term used to portray dumb white boys. Much like redneck.
The Aryan Brotherhood white supremicist gang states that it means Whites Only One Day Soon. This is incorrect however.
Blacks are brothers or kinfolk. American latinos are chicanos. Immigrant latinos are pisanos. Indians are chiefs.

One of the woods in our block got caught stealing a radio. The wood head sent out the torpedos to stomp him. That punk bitch won't be able to walk for a year.

by Fumanchewd October 26, 2006

Wood

The thing you find poking out of your underwear when you wake up (or someone eles finds, whoever is more alert).

"Damn,I think this thing needs a tune-up (aaaaahhhhh)".

by Devil May Cry July 22, 2003

A-Wood

Name of an alcoholic beverage. It's a combination of pineapple soda and pear absolut vodka. The best drink ever. Originates from Santa Barbara, California.

Last week I got totally messed up cause I was drinking A-Wood all night.

by Dwayne Bowe September 14, 2009