A four-part sexual act involving; vaginal sex, followed immediately by anal sex, immediately followed by the male dipping his penis in the woman's favorite Shandy beer. The woman then licks off the "sampler", causing the male to climax in or around her mouth.
by Gorth and Jeb May 10, 2016
When a hella east bay dude in his late 20s / early 30s, recently single, samples among the local Oakland women - of various sizes, shapes, flavors, and ethnicities - in and around the Lake Merritt, Downtown, and Uptown Oakland area.
Rick: What's up, Ross?
Ross: Not much, Rick. Where's Jeff?
Rick: That jabroni? Jeez, I heard he cut loose his Rita Hayworth and has been indulging hisself in a MERRITT SAMPLER.
Ross: Isn't it spelled merit?
Ross: Not much, Rick. Where's Jeff?
Rick: That jabroni? Jeez, I heard he cut loose his Rita Hayworth and has been indulging hisself in a MERRITT SAMPLER.
Ross: Isn't it spelled merit?
by MACK 10 THE KNIFE October 21, 2011
So, I heard your wife gave you a "Seattle Sampler" last night. Was it the episode when Eddie pinched a cinnamon loaf on the piano keys and Frasier forgot and decided to play Chopin's Nocturne No. 5 while blind folded?
by the "R" February 19, 2010
by Not Slim May 15, 2003
It's a marvelous morning-time delight in which you give a chick one or two pumps in every position you can think of until you spooge all over her.
Although I smeared my baby batter all over her twice the night before, that didn't stop me from achieving the Sunrise Sampler the morning after.
by t a g July 30, 2005
by VindictiveAngel December 24, 2022
When a guy is banging a girl, sticks in every hole, but the mouth must be last--all done in the middle of the woods.
by sam bogan September 01, 2008