spank the plank

A handshake, or high five (or low five).

"OMG! Man, how long has it been?! Get over here and spank the plank, brother!"

spank the plank by talk2me-JCH2 June 30, 2017

shooting the plane 

Chinese slang for male masturbation.

Translation: 打飞机

Friend 1: "Can I come in?"
Friend 2: "Nah bro, shooting the plane"

shooting the plane by Jromeo August 12, 2016

Stank on the plank

Sticking your weiner in a dirty pussy because your sexual needs out weigh your common sense.

April's pussy was so stanky but I was really horny. I needed to get some stank on the plank

Stank on the plank by Process idiot November 21, 2022

Save it for the plane 

A polite way of refusing to see a horrible movie. You will eventually be forced to watch that horrible movie on a long, boring airline flight.

The worst is when you are forced to watch a horrible movie on a flight the second time.

Buddy: “Hey, do you want to watch that new Mummy 6 movie.”
You: “No, I am going to save it for the plane.”
Buddy: “Oh….OK”

Save it for the plane by Doctoroctos April 4, 2009

Stupidest animal on the planet 

Cooper

Cooper is the stupidest animal on the planet.

Stupidest animal on the planet by Doug Jiggly Jr. October 18, 2021

Sock through the pant leg

Something so out of pocket, that you could pull your sock up thorough your pant leg

Friend 1: The reason she’s such a bitch is because she hasn’t had dick in a while

Friend2: That’s soo sock through the pant leg

Friend 3: preesh

Sock through the pant leg by anonymous December 10, 2021

spank the plank

1) to masterbate
2) musical slang - to over indulgue in a guitar solo

(both samething really)

Pete took centre stage and spanked the plank for fifteen minutes before somebody turned his amp off.

spank the plank by black flag May 30, 2004