When you leave your USB drive in your pocket and wash your clothes. The drive typically works, smells fresh, and still has the same crap stored on it.
Damn i left my thumb drive in my pocket. I guess I am into USB laundering. I should throw my hat into the USB mob.
by doctoroctos November 13, 2008
The people who work slower than you. If a layoff happens you can feel confident that you are secure because these people will act as a layoff buffer.
by doctoroctos September 29, 2010
Someone from Taiwan who constantly whines that they aren't Chinese. When everyone knows there is no difference.
me - "Hey Shaonung, you are Chinese, what’s the Chinese word for this?” (takes finger to outer edge of eye and pulls towards temple)
Shaonung - "I am not Chinese, I AM Taiwanese!"
me - "You are a Taiwhine-ese, give it a rest”
Shaonung - "I am not Chinese, I AM Taiwanese!"
me - "You are a Taiwhine-ese, give it a rest”
by doctoroctos November 26, 2008
A polite way of refusing to see a horrible movie. You will eventually be forced to watch that horrible movie on a long, boring airline flight.
The worst is when you are forced to watch a horrible movie on a flight the second time.
The worst is when you are forced to watch a horrible movie on a flight the second time.
Buddy: “Hey, do you want to watch that new Mummy 6 movie.”
You: “No, I am going to save it for the plane.”
Buddy: “Oh….OK”
You: “No, I am going to save it for the plane.”
Buddy: “Oh….OK”
by Doctoroctos April 04, 2009
The combination of the words porn and portable. Definition: the ability to carry your porn with you.
You say "Hey, with this new Pornable USB drive I can carry my porn with me, whenever and wherever I may need it." Friend says, "Dude, can I borrow it". You say "Get your own, tard!"
by Doctoroctos December 07, 2005