magic missile

One of the first, and weakest spells in Dungeons&Dragons and many an RPG

I wanna cast...Magic missile!
Why do you want to cast magic missile, there's nothing to attack here.
I...I'm attacking the darkness!

by Kenthar March 19, 2003

Sud Missile

A can of beer.

A play on the military word 'scud missile'.

When I went over to my buddy's house we watched some football, smoked some heaters, and had like 30 sud missiles.

by Statefootball November 3, 2014

turd missile

Projectile shit nugget in which shoots from ass under extreme pressure

Aidan ate 12 licorice sticks, a can of baked beans and a jar of prune juice. He sat on the toilet and shot a turd missile which caused a huge displacement of water.

by Todd the turd Wilson February 27, 2014

missile commander

A slut who loves cock and pussy whips all her boy toys. Also, a male player who commands his missile to lay waste to all the pussy in it's path.

1. Don't date Becky, that slut has been with too many dudes. She's a missile commander.

2. Matt is a fucking missile commander. That guy gets so much pussy, he puts Gene Simmons to shame.

by shreddinglicks May 14, 2015

Missile cruiser

The way-too-easy sexual closure fueled by the magic of prom nite or some other milestone, liberating event.

Oh man, it was unexpectedly Awsome! She was massively uninhibited! For the record, NAS-T! Total missile cruiser.....

by YAWA May 14, 2015

Missile Dick

An uncircumcised cock. The term missle dick comes from its tapered tip from the foreskin giving a Titan II missile appearance.

I just left the locker room and never have I seen more missile dicks.

by Eaton Holgoode July 27, 2016

mud missile

A very large turd that leaves the anus at a high rate of speed.

Damn John, I think you cracked the bowl with that mud missile!

by Adam May 13, 2005