I wanna cast...Magic missile!
Why do you want to cast magic missile, there's nothing to attack here.
I...I'm attacking the darkness!
Why do you want to cast magic missile, there's nothing to attack here.
I...I'm attacking the darkness!
by Kenthar March 19, 2003
When I went over to my buddy's house we watched some football, smoked some heaters, and had like 30 sud missiles.
by Statefootball November 03, 2014
Aidan ate 12 licorice sticks, a can of baked beans and a jar of prune juice. He sat on the toilet and shot a turd missile which caused a huge displacement of water.
by Todd the turd Wilson February 21, 2014
A slut who loves cock and pussy whips all her boy toys. Also, a male player who commands his missile to lay waste to all the pussy in it's path.
1. Don't date Becky, that slut has been with too many dudes. She's a missile commander.
2. Matt is a fucking missile commander. That guy gets so much pussy, he puts Gene Simmons to shame.
2. Matt is a fucking missile commander. That guy gets so much pussy, he puts Gene Simmons to shame.
by shreddinglicks May 13, 2015
The way-too-easy sexual closure fueled by the magic of prom nite or some other milestone, liberating event.
Oh man, it was unexpectedly Awsome! She was massively uninhibited! For the record, NAS-T! Total missile cruiser.....
by YAWA May 13, 2015
An uncircumcised cock. The term missle dick comes from its tapered tip from the foreskin giving a Titan II missile appearance.
by Eaton Holgoode July 27, 2016
by Adam March 06, 2005