chunk for the funk

when a girl is chubby, she may have "too much chunk for the funk" meaning she is just too chubby to fuck.

1: yo, that girel is hot. little chubby but i'd fuck her...
2: nah dawg, that girls got too much chunk for the funk.

by miguelsanchez August 15, 2003

faking the funk

When an upper or middle class person suddenly becomes hard around the presence of colored or lower class individuals.

Winthrop: Why is Regebald talking so oddly?
DuPont: Oh, you know how we gets around black people, talking like he's ghetto and faking the funk.

by alecb June 25, 2007

of the funk

1.)If someone is from "the funk" , they come from a legendary village of mythical and immortal creatures.
2.)to have the immense power of the funk,or another musical power,relating to Gaara of The Funk,from the popular "Naruto Adbridged" series.

Ex 1:
Person:Oh my goodness!A Unicorn!It must be from the funk!GASP!

Ex 2:
Person 1:DDR Sucks

Person 2(of the funk):Oh No You DI'INT!

Person 1:OW! *got hit with Person 2's power of Rock*

by InsanityofLight122 January 21, 2009

fake the funk

to pretentiously act or appear productive or busy; to "go through the motions"

We need to fake the funk so the boss doesn't think we lack ambition.

by Jon64Bailey December 22, 2008

Drunk in the funk

When you're so sleep deprived you feel high/drunk. This may or may not only apply to people who are Bipolar.

I've been awake for 4 days straight, I'm so drunk in the funk, just laying on the floor laughing hysterically. I can see through time.

by SsaladFingers April 25, 2016

Fake the Funk

(military jargon)To falsely motivate yourself and get the work or exercise at hand.

I just can't get motivated today, so I best fake the funk or enjoy the front leaning rest position.

by John1969 May 9, 2008

what the funk!

a phrase where you would like to use a more explicit word, yet for whatever reason, you feel it is not the situation, it is against your religion, or you are just making a vain attempt to be funny, where you then realize you cannot, because the only person who can use this phrase to make you laugh is Connor Morgan!

I got a 3 on my math test ?!!
What the Funk!

by C-Mor May 13, 2005